Oh hey here comes.. wait what there's only one Hardy.
It's amazing how bland Christian seemed when him and Edge first appeared and how great his gimmick is now.
Triple threat: Matt Hardy vs. Christian vs. Eddie Guerrero
Both guys hate Matt, so they toss him out to fight themselves. Guerrero with a nice hurricanrana. Matt counters a double team into a rollup. Sunset flip and Guerrero is tangled in the ropes somehow.
Backbody drop on Matt, wait he bounces off the rope and DDTs Christian. Off comes the shirt, lots of high pitched screams.
Guerrero tries a hurricanrana from the top, Christian holds Matt up. Christian falls on Guerrero twice and that lets Matt leg drop. Edge runs out and spears Matt.
Jeff's here too to fight Edge. Nice hat Jeff. Jeff hits a swanton, Matt with a twist of fate and Christian gets pinned.
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO SATAN
HHH & Steve Austin vs. Kane & Undertaker
Some guy in the second row of the crowd just ripped his shirt off and is waving his arms around, oh god.
Austin and HHH stall all the time they can out of the ring but get chased down. Kane's got an arm injury I guess.
Now Austin's begging for taker to stop, it's the first time Austin's begged for anything. Not everything is right with the brothers, they argue over who tags. Taker walks the ropes on HHH. And now on Austin too.
Undertaker wants to hit the last ride but gets double teamed. Taker pulls out a DDT from nowhere. He can't make the tag, Kane's arm is hurt. Thesz press and the crowd still cheers. Everyone clothesline everyone.
Kane tags himself in. Flying clothesline. Kane's throwing out elbows and big boots all day. Oh no his arm injury is acting up and a chair to the arm. Kane's stuck in this armbar for forever. Now he's stuck in the ring for forever.
Whoops bad spot here, Austin tags HHH, runs into Kane's clothesline but doesn't sell at all, then Austin stays in the ring before tagging HHH again.
Pedigree on Kane and Austin is tagged in to cover. Taker breaks it and chokeslams Austin. Earl Hebner pushes Stephanie down. Kane hits an enzuigiri so he can tag. Oh, but ref bump, he doesn't see the tag. I also wrote that sentence before that spot even happened, too obvious in tag matches these days.
HHH gets the last ride, Hebner still wants Taker to leave the ring. Another ref bump, stunner on Kane. Taker and Austin battle far out of the ring, Kane big boots HHH then Stephanie. Vince gives a sledgehammer to HHH and Kane's down. HHH gets the pin.
I got kind of excited for that main event before it but man was that match disappointing.
Star of the PPV: Chris Benoit
Botch of the PPV: Austin/HHH screwing up a tag followed by an immediate clothesline botch
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