Charity dinner ends with Michael Cole being slapped.
Kurt Angle's medals were stolen, that's the worst thing in the world for him.
Oh here's Right to Censor. Naked girls on page 3? They don't like that. Steven Richards is canceling the women's battle royal. Jacqueline, Trish, and Lita are brought out to be made an example of. Were there even any other women that would've been in this match?
And these three girls jump Ivory and take her clothing. Steven Richards is pissed. He suffers the same fate.
Angle exposes Benoit as a loser. Benoit stole the medal.
Two out of three falls: Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle
Michael Cole ruins a butt joke trying to make an England joke, and everyone is less funny for it.
Heyman says there's a 6 pound difference between 237 and 229. Holy math.
Angle keeps escaping from near crossfaces and rolling out of the ring. The guys trade belly to belly suplexes, and here's some hard chops. Benoit with a series of three snap suplexes, and now a series of three german suplexes.
Flying headbutt, Benoit with the first fall.
A few belly to back suplexes from Angle now, he keeps trying to cover. Benoit with a small package! Two count.
Angle tries the olympic slam, Cole calls it the Angle slam, has it been renamed? Benoit misses a diving headbutt, Angle's lip is bleeding. Crossface, Angle rolls out and Benoit with the rollup and he wins! 2-0, what, since when does that happen in 2 out of 3 falls?
Benoit's got the medal in his pants and he puts it on. Bet that thing feels great.
Debra is sassy.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...