Aww yeah that badass music.
APA vs. Radicalz
Faarooq is getting double teamed a bunch. Terri's shirt doesn't cover very much.
Everyone in now, Saturn runs right into a spinebuster and he's dead. APA moves on.
APA vs. Dudley Boyz
Faarooq with a powerslam and he wants a tag. Wait no he doesn't, it's get the ref to look away time. He takes some elbows then tags.
Bradshaw's getting beat up and the crowd really wants tables. Everyone in the ring, Bradshaw double teamed, Faarooq wassup, GET THE TABLES. Man, and I thought Scotty's worm segment every PPV was a really long repeated bit.
Out comes Crash and Hardcore Holly, D-Von through a table and Bubba is clotheslined so Bradshaw can pin. Man, that table throw D-Von took looked brutal.
APA vs. X Factor
Oh jesus lord please tell me APA wins again.
JR mocking Justin Credible and ECW, "I'm sure he was an ECW champ at some point too."
Bradshaw's taking on two guys at once until Albert runs in too with a big boot. Heyman throws his second Jewish phrase this PPV, I wonder if he's Jewish.
"X-Pac sucks" chant is in full swing. Bradshaw with a big boot and Albert interferes so X-Pac can get a pin. This means we get another match of X Factor, boo.
X Factor vs. Hardy Boys
X Factor quickly working the triple team and X-Pac hits the bronco buster on Jeff.
Matt's tagged in, double team on X-Pac. Jeff hits the swanton bomb and Albert interferes again. Jeff leaps over the ref to take out Albert, wow. Justin with a superkick and X Factor wins again, wtf.
X Factor vs. Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit
Oh wow Benoit's pulling double duty tonight. Or I guess even more, this match will be his fourth decision.
Albert is tossing around Jericho immediately, leaving Benoit in trouble alone. X-Pac with a bunch of showboating and he misses a bronco buster. Some chops, WOOOO, missile dropkick.
Oh no ref bump, this gives Albert free reign. Jericho is double superkicked, but kicks out when there's finally a cover. Albert gets suplexed, Justin suplexed onto him. Crossface and Walls of Jericho at the same time! Everyone taps!
Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit vs. Edge & Christian
Oh hey, we got four Canadians in the ring now. Well, mostly two at a time as Jericho is stuck in ther for a while. He finally gets a lionsault opening and falls on the knees. Edge & Christian try a double team spot and whiff.
Here comes Benoit with some suplexes and a bridge, two count. Christian thinks he has a double team and Benoit with the missile dropkick! Edge & Christian get chairs and they sell that baseball slide all day.
Conchairto coming, but Benoit puts on the crossface! Christian taps out! Benoit gets his revenge for earlier.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...