Recap of this Austin/Taker feud. Undertaker's driving the ambulance! Flashback to when he drove Stephanie's limo.
Vince joins commentary for this match.
No Holds Barred: Undertaker vs. Steve Austin
Taker jumps Austin during his entrance and it's all Taker. What a badass.
Walking the ropes? Forget that, Taker's just gonna walk the barricade today.
I'm spacing out watching this, why is this main event so unexciting. Both guys not selling punches well. Big boot and a two count.
Stone Cold's shoelaces come untied every match these days, what's up with that. Austin's hitting low blows and going for the legs with lengthy rest holds.
Taker wants put Austin through the announce table. What about the Spanish table?! Chokeslam through the table and Vince is running away. Taker's hit with a monitor and the fans hate Austin.
Oh apparently Taker is busted open. There's that Thesz press, Austin sits on Taker for twenty seconds and there's no count for some reason. Oh now there is and a bunch of two counts.
Austin with a sleeper but it doesn't last long. Taker gives the middle finger but is stunnered. Austin gives a bunch of chair shots. But now a chokeslam and Taker has the chair. HHH runs out, Austin and HHH getting hit with chairs all day. Vince runs in too.
Chair misses Taker, Vince gets hit. HHH with the sledgehammer to Taker. Fireworks! KANE! Kane's running out! But Austin gets the pin before Kane makes it out.
Both of Austin's accidental chair shots were really terrible, he wasn't even close to hitting the "intended" targets.
Star of the PPV: Chris Benoit
Botch of the PPV: Austin hitting the wrong guy with a chair after the first was already clearly out of the way... twice.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...