Street fight: Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle
Angle jumps right in with suplexes all over. Shane with a couple punches and Angle's already got some bleeding from his face.
More suplexes as they say Angle is a doctor at suplex school. Still none of that street fight stipulation coming in to play.
Up to the barricades, Shane leaps over the announce tables. Kendo stick time. They're spending some time out of the ring now, both guys hitting the apron. Angle is pushed into the stairs now.
In comes the garbage cans to the ring, Shane's got a street sign. Now Shane's got an ankle lock! And now he does Rock's crossover DDT. And now he's trying a sharpshooter, where did he learn all these moves. He falls on his face at first but he gets the sharpshooter on. Angle breaks free with a kendo stick.
Angle's kicking out of everything still. Shane wants a shooting star press, Angle moves and Shane lands on the garbage can. Back out of the ring they go, suplex to the ground. And whoa, belly to belly suplex and Shane is tossed right into the wall. Once more and he's suplexed through glass! Both guys are cut up and bleeding.
One more suplex into another window, this one fails to break the first two tries too. Finally Angle gives up and just runs Shane through it. Angle uses a cart and slides Shane back to the ring, a kick out?
Shane grabs a garbage can for some hits, then does his own Olympic slam. Another kickout. A big sheet of wood is put in the corner, Angle stands on it and olympic slam! Crowd's going nuts, Angle gets the win.
Austin's mad at HHH for losing the tag belts, he's mad at Linda for making the match. Austin stunnered molly Holly! Why!
Double submission! Crossface and walls and Austin tapped out! He needs to win to remain with Vince.
Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho vs. Steve Austin
This is pretty much a handicap match and Austin tries running away through the crowd. Now Jericho and Benoit are giving Austin tons of chops. WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOO WOOOO.
Benoit and Jericho are finally fighting each other as Austin removes a turnbuckle cover. Walls of Jericho! But it's stopped and Jericho goes into the exposed turnbuckle.
Austin and Benoit going at it for a while, Jericho out for even longer. Stunner try, but the ref is bumped. Benoit hits a stunner of his own! No count though. Now a shot from the belt, Jericho's here to stop this count.
Now Austin wants to put walls of Jericho on Jericho, but it's stopped. Heyman wants to talk about Montreal, JR will have none of that.
Benoit's trying to get in the ring, Jericho does a springboard dropkick out of nowhere to hit him. Now a blocked lionsault. Thesz press is kind of botched, Benoit's got a chair and Jericho gets hit! Stunner on Benoit!
Two suplexes from the top corner from Austin, JR is selling the hell out of these. Benoit runs in for five german suplexes. He wanted to keep going for more. Jericho puts on walls of Jericho, he tells Austin "fight it! Fight it!" Austin fights it! Crossface crippler too! Austin taps out! Hebner can't call two winners.
Benoit and Jericho are fighting, Austin's hit with a chair. BOOKER T IS HERE! He's beating up Austin! Thrown through a table!
Jericho counters a suplex with a roll and gets the walls of Jericho! Rope break. Jericho with a toss and bulldog, he tries a lionsault, I can't tell if it hit or not.
Everyone's outside. Jericho gets Austin in the ring, moonsault. Benoit hits a diving headbutt on Austin, Jericho pulls away the ref. Some suplexes, everyone is out. Austin crawls over to Benoit and gets the pin.
Where was Vince this whole time? I don't know. But the last two matches were both entertaining.
Star of the PPV: Kurt Angle
Botch of the PPV: Shane being suplexed into glass and the glass not breaking three times.
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