Hardcore match: Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy
RVD does the splits under a kick and is rolling out of Jeff's quick moves. Loud "RVD" chants from the crowd.
RVD doing all kinds of crazy stuff. He hits a standing moonsault. Double underhook facebuster followed by a somersault senton. He tries a leap from the top but is tossed outside.
Jeff wants to run the barricade but RVD hits him along the way. Into the crowd and RVD hits a moonsault in the crowd, he scares the hell out of a 6 year old kid.
Now Jeff is draped across the barricade, RVD climbs the apron and a spinning heel kick! The apron is all messed up and RVD is caught in it, Jeff still hits a sunset flip to the outside. Ladder is out!
Up to the top of a ladder, RVD tips it over, and that was a 12 foot ladder. RVD brings over a chair, Jeff steals it for a shot. He's half-selling and half-not an ankle injury. RVD with a leaping kick! Van Damminator! Jeff flies off the the stage area! There's no safety mat there.
Back to the ring they go, RVD dropkicks a chair into Jeff. Moonsault, but Jeff gets the knees up. Jeff with a DDT. Swanton and RVD rolls away! Hardcore belt places on Jeff, RVD leaps to the top corner in one jump, frog splash! RVD wins! I think it's tied at 4 now.
oh no everyone wants Lita's man or something so girls have to strip to their underwear. Whatever, the storyline doesn't matter here.
Mick Foley's music again? Guess he's reffing this one too. He's got on a Universal Studios Islands of Adventure shirt on. What a professional.
Bra & Panties match: Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus & Lita
It's a slapping match and Trish actually suplexes Torrie. Nobody wants to fight Lita. Michael Cole: "Why the hell am I calling wrestling moves"
Torrie steps on Trish's hair to hold her down and everyone's lost one item. Lita with a moonsault and the WCW girls lose the match. Lita almost falls off the ramp celebrating her win.
WWF is up 5-4. Or I guess tied if we're counting that Heat match. And seeing as the main event is next, yeah, it's tied I guess.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...