WCW/ECW team is cutting a promo. Heyman: "What do you want to be in your life-" Booker T: "A GOD!" Heyman: "a failure or a god?"
Stone Cold won't go back to his old beer drinking ways, he's too busy drinking beer in a bar. Oh wait here's the old Stone Cold, a game of billiards made him snap.
Shane and Stephanie and Heyman come out, and Vince too. Oh goody, do they all get to be at ringside for this? Oh, and for some reason the teams come out separately.
Look at Booker T with his two belts, what a badass. Not like that Undertaker.
Dudley Boyz, Rhyno, Booker T & DDP vs. Kane, Undertaker, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle & Steve Austin
Everyone's brawling before Stone Cold can even come out. lol DDP is down with one punch. Austin and Rhyno starting things off, Austin does a superplex.
JR's calling the loyal WCW guys sellouts, how is being loyal to your company selling out.
Jericho's ducking Booker T kicks and hitting his kicks. Now Booker T hits his spin kick on Angle. Kane's trying to pin D-Von, Bubba stops a chokeslam. 3D on Kane, or at least as best as they can do.
Bubba ran into a big boot hard. Kane hits a flying clothesline and brings in Taker. He walks the rope to Bubba, and Rhyno's back in. No Taker/DDP rematch yet.
Oh wait here's DDP. DDP selling Taker's rapid punches is comical. And now Austin's in to beat up Booker T. Whoops real botched whip there (as featured on Botchamania 15, which I had just watched earlier today).
Jericho gets in some chops. WOOOOO. He's trying to get the walls of Jericho on everyone, misses a lionsault. Angle belly to belly suplexes both Dudleys. The crowd is chanting "Paulie sucks".
WCW is getting constant tags in. Booker T with a scissor kick and the spinaroonie! The crowd boos, have they no taste?
Dudleys hit the wassup when the ref is looking away. Ref missing face tags and Taker just runs in, now the whole ring is filled. Rhyno with a GORE! But... he gored Booker T? Thigns clear, Booker T is chokeslammed.
A WCW ref is here, Taker gives him the last ride. Austin's down with an EMT, some people disappeared into the crowd or something. Dudleys get a table, Kane chokeslams D-Von through the announce table. And now Rhyno and Bubba suplex Kane through the other table!
And here's Jericho, he puts Rhyno through the third table! Jericho's holding his head and I think he bumped it hard. I guess Taker and DDP both fought into the crowd and left, lol
Angle's taking on two guys at once. Olympic slam! Ankle lock! Ref bump! Shane levels Vince with a belt, Angle beats up Shane, Olympic slam to Booker T and an ankle lock. He's tapping, no ref, Austin's back up.
Austin jumps in, stunners Angle?! He throws Booker T on Angle and Booker T gets the win without knowing it. Stone Cold double crossed the crowd again!
I expected a screwy finish to this one, but that was not what I was expecting.
Star of the PPV: Rob Van Dam
Botch of the PPV: Regal forgetting to bounce out of the corner and Raven is left to dry on his move.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...