Chapter 6: Much to do about Ulti
Cjay and Allen now had a very big decision. Do they let Ulti loose on the world to roam and concur and lay waste. Or do they contain such a magnificent specimen to study him and learn from him. The answer was clear.
Ulti was locked in a basement with a computer only having access to GameFAQs. They told Ulti he was a super manly womanizer that had been laid countless times and was rich. He of course ate this all up as his greatest pleasure was hearing about how great he is.
In the summer of 2002 Ulti was let loose on GameFAQS and in particular Board 8. Cjay and Allen started to run character battles on GameFAQs to keep Ulti busy and entertained. He was enthralled by the voting habits of normal people and thrived on the competition to be the best. He spent weeks and months analyzing the x-stats and trends. Discussing them in a contest stats and discussion thread to leech the ideas of others and claim them as his own.
By the end 2004's Best Game Ever contest Ulti had become unstoppable. He had yet to leave the basement but still went on about his excellent social life. He was now on top of GameFAQs having just won the contest and was beginning to feel the need to expand his existence. Cjay became all too aware of this.
Something had to be done.....
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