Chapter 13: El Seriouso Bizness
The 4 Ulti's were a star! But still it was a secret to everyone. B8's 3rd most popular podcast, Serious Business even had a segment called 'Ultiwatch" to follow all the happenings of Ulti's life. However they wanted more, they needed to get inside that which is Ulti. So Icehawk hired his mexican counterparts 'El Seriouso Bizness" to go to Ulti's Jersey Mansion and conduct a live interview. What followed was one of the most horrific nights in B8 History.
That cold January night, Eduardo Bellisimo, Wigzzilio, Tequila Manuel and Elmerio set out to get into the Jersey Mansion of Ulti. While Sir Chris was back live at Icehawk Tower to relay what was happening. Icehawk was .... sick, or something so he wasn't around. As the 4 doomed members of the Mexican news team approached the mansion in their Mexican News Chopper, they could feel the presence, the aura, the power. Ulti was surely close by. Elmerio remained circling overhead in the chopper while the other three went down to get a closer look. Manuel went inside the front door, Eduardo went around back, and Wigzzilio tripped breaking the camera and cracking his skull open. He was the first to die. Moments later Elmerio crashed the chopper as he had taken it upon himself to sample Manuel's tequila. So only Eduardo and Manuel were left deep in the bowels of the Ulti mansion, scared and searching for the truth. Manuel finally stumbled upon a room, with such ... presence. He opened the door and what he saw was beyond description, as The Shirt blinded him with its glory, the 4 Ulti's rushed him. He ran off blinded stumbling through the corridors until he ran full speed into a solid gold statue of Mike Tyson for some reason. The 4 Ulti's converged on him and ripped him limb from limb devouring every piece of him. Eduardo had since snuck into the Ulti's room averting his eyes from The Shirt and begun to download all the info off their computers to relay back to Serious Business.
As he was working frantically he heard foot steps. As the transfer of files reached 100% he turned to leave and there at the door were the 4 Ulti's. The door closed. . .
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