Haha, I hear you on the microwave scene Halo. For me I stop caring about the pain my previously-fractured thumb is experiencing. I end up sharing the pain with Snake, maybe. Yeah, there's a nerdy fanfiction.net kinda statement if ever there were one, but there you have it. Lmao.
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"Mr. Paris, I assume you've had a great deal of experience being rejected by women." ~SCP~
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