*holds belt high*
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B8UCA CHAMPION
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Yes I will admit it. I enlisted OUTSIDE HELP to win my match with Jona. Not that he could have beaten me on his own anyway. His win last week was a FLUKE and nothing more. See I, the UNDERDOG MILLIONAIRE, have fought too hard and too long to let guys like JONA even compete in the same ring as me. So I brought in some PAID HELP so that I can retain, courtesy of Mr. Thomas Bombadil.
So yeah I cheated. because I can. Because I AM THE UCA, I am bigger than this title and your puny little sideshow Ruin. You can try to keep me down but ultimately your nothing but an ineffective bureaucrat. So send me your Nees, your exthas, you little baby JONAs, I'll take them all down.
After all, I have the money. i'll bring in as much hired help as I want. I'll do everything I can to retain this title. I got to this point in my career by picking my spots wisely and cashing in while I was on top. I will persevere. And theres not a damn thing you can do to take it off of me short of B******* out and stripping me of this title because you were too inept to find a way to get it off me any other way. At the PPV, I will PURGE this division of legitimate challengers to this title.
I won this title in a fatal fourway. I thrive in these sorts of situations where my back is against the wall. Thats why I'm the UNDERDOG MILLIONAIRE and you are not.
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The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion