Lea: Let's see...I broke up, JC broke up and dated Kirby, you broke up, Dumey broke up with a really weird line about how Peaf had no reason to break up but here's the command, Sultan adorably tries and fails to join in, peaf breaks up and tries to date Kirby, Dumey tries to date me, I try to date Kirby, FD breaks up and dates Kirby, we date, Kirby dates FD, Dumey tries to get me again before settling for JC
Lea: You want to know the hilarious secret joke of today?
Lopen: Sure! Secret jokes are the best jokes
Lopen: Ok so yeah FD breaking up suddenly did throw in the wrench
Lea: I'm miller, didn't claim it because fuck the miller role, was playing so lazily and crappily I was almost guaranteed to be scanned before getting Peaf vulnerable then lynched
Lopen: I'm miller too
Lea: Yeah - FD stole Kirby's heart, and that left me and you (hostile to Peaf), JC (my minion) and Dumey (they'd look prettttty silly getting back together after all that)
Lea: Hilarious if true
Lopen: Yeah. Not true unfortunately. Would be cool
This was the conversation. Total nonsequitur to mention it. Very early in the chat. 30 minutes in when we were still talking about the end of train lynch.
I didn't immediately suspect it at the time because to me a miller makes sense in the setup over gf for a scanner foil but yeah.
I never ever ever want to lynch Lea before Kirby though.