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TopicSo God kills people, Satan tricks people yet Satan is judged worse
Strider102
10/11/24 2:32:50 PM
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Satan was never even really evil. He got cast out of Heaven because he didn't agree with God. God said "Nah, fuck you dude. I'M God, you're just my slave that has to do what I tell you when I tell you. You don't have a choice!"

Then Satan was like "Nah, fuck that dude. I refuse to be your slave."

So God said "Tough luck friend, I used to love you above any other, but now, I cast you out of Heaven so you can suffer for eternity, bitch."

And thus began Satan's conquest for liberation and God's conquest to have everything he wants with no one to resist or question him.

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