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I forgot to unclench my butthole in the scanner. I tried at the last second but it was too late. Whenever I don't consciously relax my butthole I get a pat down because the scanner senses tension. Sure enough the tsa people groan and I turn around and see the red square over my crotch and ass. This is, I think, the fourth time this has happened. I always forget just how long and degrading it is when it's straight over the butthole because they really get into your asscrack, groin, and right over your balls several passes. Freest country my ass