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berlyman101 10/30/24 6:31:23 AM #1:	I forgot to unclench my butthole in the scanner. I tried at the last second but it was too late. Whenever I don't consciously relax my butthole I get a pat down because the scanner senses tension. Sure enough the tsa people groan and I turn around and see the red square over my crotch and ass. This is, I think, the fourth time this has happened. I always forget just how long and degrading it is when it's straight over the butthole because they really get into your asscrack, groin, and right over your balls several passes. Freest country my ass --- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:982726006] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I forgot to unclench my butthole in the scanner. I tried at the last second but it was too late. Whenever I don't consciously relax my butthole I get a pat down because the scanner senses tension. Sure enough the tsa people groan and I turn around and see the red square over my crotch and ass. This is, I think, the fourth time this has happened. I always forget just how long and degrading it is when it's straight over the butthole because they really get into your asscrack, groin, and right over your balls several passes. Freest country my ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/30/24 6:32:23 AM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-04_frVkcY --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:982726010] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-04_frVkcY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 10/30/24 6:36:57 AM #3:	This is a classic case of failure to unclench. I see this far too often --- It's literally the same thing <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:982726028] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>This is a classic case of failure to unclench. I see this far too often </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/30/24 6:38:18 AM #4:	If I ever have to fly on a plane I'm going to have to practice my Mr Slave impression beforehand so I can do it during the TSA inspection --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:982726038] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>If I ever have to fly on a plane I'm going to have to practice my Mr Slave impression beforehand so I can do it during the TSA inspection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 10/30/24 6:39:40 AM #5:	Is this...hornyposting? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:982726050] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Is this...hornyposting?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/30/24 6:43:14 AM #6:	pinky0926 posted... Is this...hornyposting? Chief I was never more flaccid --- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:982726071] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite><quote>Is this...hornyposting?</quote>Chief I was never more flaccid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeefEaster 10/30/24 6:45:17 AM #7:	If you shit your pants, you can avoid the scanner completely. Your butthole has to be fully relaxed to do that. <cite>BeefEaster posted [p:982726080] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>If you shit your pants, you can avoid the scanner completely. Your butthole has to be fully relaxed to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 10/30/24 6:45:27 AM #8:	I always groan when Im in the security line and I hear some TSA employee yell We have a clincher!, as 10 TSA workers jog over to them. It just holds the line up every time. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:982726081] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I always groan when Im in the security line and I hear some TSA employee yell We have a clincher!, as 10 TSA workers jog over to them. It just holds the line up every time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 10/30/24 6:47:04 AM #9:	BeefEaster posted... If you shit your pants had our own incident last week. almost didn't make it. the joys of food poisoning. he was getting patted down by dudes :(. --- currently playing: nickelodeon kart racers 3: slime speedway (daily until disc arrives) RIP Sophie the dog: February 2011-april 2024. we'll miss you alot. <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:982726088] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>BeefEaster posted...</cite><quote>If you shit your pants</quote>had our own incident last week. almost didn't make it.the joys of food poisoning.he was getting patted down by dudes :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 10/30/24 6:51:11 AM #10:	What is going on in this topic --- FAM FOREVER \| https://iili.io/HSJO4Uv.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:982726106] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>What is going on in this topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/30/24 6:53:43 AM #11:	The guy asked me if I wanted to tell him anything. I said no. Just that I'd taken a cold shower a bit earlier --- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:982726118] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>The guy asked me if I wanted to tell him anything. I said no. Just that I'd taken a cold shower a bit earlier</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/30/24 6:54:46 AM #12:	I joke around but I felt sad and frustrated --- "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:982726124] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I joke around but I felt sad and frustrated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair 10/30/24 6:55:52 AM #13:	Lmao --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. <cite>Crimson_Corsair posted [p:982726132] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeefEaster 10/30/24 7:01:11 AM #14:	I love getting patdowns. I close my eyes and pretend I'm getting a massage from the world's most unenthusiastic masseuse. <cite>BeefEaster posted [p:982726162] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I love getting patdowns.I close my eyes and pretend I'm getting a massage from the world's most unenthusiastic masseuse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/30/24 6:31:42 PM #16:	I don't know how to tighten or relax my butthole --- Wholesomeposter <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:982733681] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I don't know how to tighten or relax my butthole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hyena_Of_Ice 10/30/24 6:48:06 PM #17:	Wait, they have a policy to sexually assault people just because they're nervous? WTF that is outrageous and discriminatory! No, I'm not joking, that is a violation of the Americans With Disabilities act, because it discriminates against people with certain psychological problems and medical disorders. <cite>Hyena_Of_Ice posted [p:982733919] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Wait, they have a policy to sexually assault people just because they're nervous? WTF that is outrageous and discriminatory!No, I'm not joking, that is a violation of the Americans With Disabilities act, because it discriminates against people with certain psychological problems and medical disorders.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/30/24 6:50:00 PM #18:	Hyena_Of_Ice posted... Wait, they have a policy to search people just because they're nervous? WTF that is outrageous! Imagine trying to fight this in court: "Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched only because he forgot to unclinch his butthole" --- Wholesomeposter <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:982733951] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Hyena_Of_Ice posted... </cite><quote>Wait, they have a policy to search people just because they're nervous? WTF that is outrageous!</quote>Imagine trying to fight this in court:"Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched only because he forgot to unclinch his butthole"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 10/30/24 6:51:55 PM #19:	Hi Im TSA Officer Kegel. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>HudGard posted [p:982733975] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Hi Im TSA Officer Kegel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hyena_Of_Ice 10/30/24 6:55:32 PM #20:	Dakimakura posted... Imagine trying to fight this in court: "Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched only because he forgot to unclinch his butthole" Wow, way to distort things. "Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched because he is unable to voluntarily unclench his sphincter muscles as he suffers from Generalized Anxiety Disorder/Dystonia/chronic pain disorder/due to the prescription medication he takes." <cite>Hyena_Of_Ice posted [p:982734022] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>Imagine trying to fight this in court:"Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched only because he forgot to unclinch his butthole"</quote>Wow, way to distort things."Your honor, my client was wrongfully searched because he is unable to voluntarily unclench his sphincter muscles as he suffers from Generalized Anxiety Disorder/Dystonia/chronic pain disorder/due to the prescription medication he takes."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jefffan 10/31/24 1:11:10 AM #21:	TSA pre check will save you. Never had a patdown --- Ernest Morgan: November 15, 1956-September 28, 2010: Best dad in the world. <cite>jefffan posted [p:982738492] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>TSA pre check will save you.Never had a patdown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 10/31/24 1:19:20 AM #22:	I get pat down every single time at TSA. Its bs --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:982738540] in Got anothe... [t:80875053]...</cite> <quote>I get pat down every single time at TSA. Its bs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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