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Kurt_Russel posted...

Pshhh America would try to capture Jesus, study him for SCIENCE, then try to weaponize him.

I kind of want to see this as a movie now.

And I could see it going one of two ways.
Movie 1: Like ET.... Government tries to capture Jesus to study him, but a plucky group of kids who he befriended help him escape on their bikes, while 80s pop music plays in the background during the chase.

Subplot one of the kids is 'abused' by a priest, Jesus helps the kid and exposes the priest, so the priest and with the support of the Catholic Church are the ones who turn Jesus over to the government. A little dark for a fun kids adventure movie, but I want it.

Movie 2: Like Winter Soldier.... Jesus lands on Earth, the government captures him, brainwash him, and turn him into their secret weapon doing all kinds of dirty black ops missions. And when the plucky news reporter asks how her lead disappeared the Government guys smugly laugh "I guess it was an 'act of god'"

Eventually the Government sends Agent Jesus after the reporter, but she helps breaks them free by reminding him what he stands for.

Come on Hollywood let's get to it.

edit: BTW Both movies could have Kurt Russell in them (I got you bro).