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Topic | All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 400: The Ultimate Shill Ride |
scarletspeed7 03/24/17 8:25:53 PM #29: | So I decided to make a tiered list of who I think WWE would actually sign and for what purpose they would sign them should they buy out Ring of Honor with its contracts: Main Roster Tier: Jeff Hardy - It's guaranteed. He'll stay here until he fades away and classifies himself as obsolete. Matt Hardy - Sadly, he's only coming because he's a package deal with Jeff. Not because they necessarily want him. Adam Cole - No secret that they see big things in this guy, babay. Dalton Castle - I think once Vince sees him in NXT, he goes to RAW and Santinos the f*** out. Hanson - WWE would probably love to have big fat dudes as a tag team. MASTODONS! Raymond Rowe - MASTODONS! Bully Ray - It was left open-ended for him to return, and it sounded like they were actually open to a true Bully Ray debut still. Chris Sabin - He's a better looking Dean Ambrose and I could see them wanting to bring him in as a midcard guy. Matt Jackson - I think as soon as the Young Bucks go to NXT, they'll be on the way to the main roster. Nick Jackson - See above. NXT Tier: Bobby Fish - There has been interest expressed on both sides, but I don't know if they would take him to the main roster. Probably a Trips' wishlister. Marty Scurll - Trips will definitely want him in his William Regals Only division. Lio Rush - I could see them pulling him in and maybe even putting him on 205 Live. Alex Shelley - They might bring him in to Dilling in the way that Tye does. Colt Cabana - I could see them possibly POSSIBLY POS-SI-BLY bringing him in as a Kassius Foe-No or even a commentary guy once Tommy P facef***s his way to the top. Punishment Martinez - There's a slight chance that Triple H wants a guy like this. Will Ferrara - Another guy I could possibly see in NXT, but seems remote. Women We Might Pick Up for the Women's Tournament: Deonna Purazzo - We know her, we liked her, we'd bring her back. Mandy Leon - Another girl they've seen before that could come back. Kelly Klein - Maybe? Not sure. Taeler Hendrix - Someone there thinks she's fat, so that will probably total her chances. We Need Even MORE Trainers Tier: Christopher Daniels - Now is the time to have him make a transition to the PC if he has interest in it. BJ Whitmer - If they were to pick him up, this is the only real role for him. Escaping to NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING Tier: Baretta - Rapongi. Rocky Romero - Rapongi Vice. Cody - He's there as soon as humanly possible once ROH dies. Will Ospreay - Another guy who has no reason to go to WWE. Jay Briscoe - Since WWE seems to hate the Briscoes for random minor comments from years ago, NJPW would be happy to keep them on retainer. Mark Briscoe - The vastly superior Briscoe will go with his more popular bro. Hangman Page - He's Bullet Club for reasons passing human understanding. Cheeseburger - Liger will bring in his boy. Jay Lethal - I could see him possibly becoming an indies staple, not sure how much NJPW would be interested in him. They've used him, sure, but they're higher on other guys. Frankie Kazarian - I could see him making his way to New Japan if they would take him. Jay White - He's a youngboy. KThxBye Tier: Reby Hardy - Sort of a wildcard; would they want a manager for Matt? Maybe, but it's unlikely. Matt Taven - Just don't see a place for him in any of the big companies right now. Silas Young - Talented guy who probably has no easy outlet for a moderately reliable paycheck. Caprice Coleman - Nope. Kenny King - Probably slightly less appealing than Coleman to them. Rhett TItus - The least appealing of the worst gimmick of 2016. Delirious - Ha, right. --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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