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Not counting parking tickets: Six. Counting parking tickets: Seven.

1. Speeding - 68 in a 55 (March '95). Paid fine.
2. Ran a red light (July '95). Paid fine.
3. Ran a red light (January '96). Elected for driver improvement school.
4. Following too closely, led to accident (September 2001, about a week and a half after 9/11). Paid fine.
5. Speeding - 37 in a 30 (would've been in the low 40's, but I commended the cops on doing their job well that they were willing to cut me some slack, it happened somewhere in 2003 or 2004). Paid fine.
6. Speeding - 58 in a 45 or thereabouts (somewhere around Memorial Day 2005). Paid fine.

And the parking ticket - got it at University of North Florida around October or November 1994 - I didn't have the parking permit hanging from the rear view mirror one morning (I was in a hurry because I was running late). I paid the fine.
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