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Topic~FIGHT!~ Tidus, Frog, Link, Tails and Kaos vs. Bowser
IfGodCouldDie
05/12/17 9:38:17 PM
#23:


My entire complete argument:

Tidus, Link and Kaos do not even make it to the fight with Bowser and here’s why:

None of them have the jumping capabilities to navigate the castle. Sure Tidus is good under water and has moves that he can use to accelerate himself skyward, but their are no enemies for him to use as fodder. Link has no grappling hook and cannot jump anywhere near as high as Mario, this is a fact. After doing some research on Kaos because I was told he could fly, I found this to be untrue in everything I saw and his jumping was pathetic.

Now even if Link and Tidu could navigate the castle, the heat from the lava rooms would easily overwhelm them, we have seen that stronger iterations of Link cannot handle that heat without the red tunic. I have no reason to believe that Tidus, who is wearing even less protective clothing than Link would be able to tolerate it.

I’ll give Tails and Frog a pass, as I suspect Tails may just be able to fly straight to the throne room and Frog being able to make the jumps needed to access the throne room and use water magic the heat is unlikely to affect him much.

For the actual fight; Bowser vs. Tails and Frog. Bowser easily beats these two. He has home court advantage, Tails is a useless sack of shit and Frog doesn’t have anything that can beat Bowser. I’m quite sure that most frogs are an easy meal for most lizards, why would this be any different, especially with the massive size difference.

Hell their team is coming in so overconfident that Link is the only one that came ready to fight and the iteration he is has nothing that can get him through the castle.

Even if all of them were to somehow end up in the throne room and get to battle Bowser; Bowser’s shell has caused them all to drop their items and they are coming at him unarmed. This is essentially a group of D&D players that heard about a dragon and don’t believe their DM will let them be wiped. They DO NOT stand a chance.
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