LogFAQs > #880021974

I'm black and I never saw anyone play Spades or Dominos at a cookout. It is probably a regional thing.

Here are some more that I would add.

1. If you bring beer, don't bring bud/miller lite or any craft beers. Just stick with Heineken or Corona if it is a 35 and under crowd but don't forget the limes.

You're also not there to get shitfaced. Black people don't want to do keg stands and the only Wooing he enjoy is when Ric Flair does it.

2. When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning. This is a party. We like that shit and know it but were trying to dance.

Stick with a two step or like the article said learn the electric slide or cupid shuffle.

3. Don't try to add any pro black stuff to the mix. It will come off as fake and we won't believe you. While were at it leave any all lives matter stuff at home.

4. Don't stare. Black people get uncomfortable with starring.

5. Don't come all dressed up. A polo and a nice pair of jeans/shorts and a decent pair of sneakers are acceptable.

6. Sports is a good talking point if you want to talk to people but you're going to start losing us if you bring up hockey and depending on were you are baseball.

7. The aluminum foil does have a purpose. It's so Uncle Jerome can take the food with him to work and eat the next day. I have a uncle, well actually he;s my mom's cousin, Jerome and this is what happens.

8. If you have kids make sure they act right and they don't back talk you.

9. Don't try to say black slang terms or break out your black accent that you've been practicing,

10. If you show up eat and try everything. If there is something you're unsure about only get a little. Don't waste food and throw something out.
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