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DirkDiggles 05/29/17 12:20:04 PM #1: |
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SSJGrimReaper 05/29/17 12:23:11 PM #2: |
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Kineth 05/29/17 12:26:04 PM #3: |
Lost it at the dominoes and spades advice.
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frozenshock 05/29/17 12:26:44 PM #4: |
I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something
But then again they're haitians so one of them actually pretended that part of what he brought was brought by me --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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G_G 05/29/17 12:36:02 PM #5: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
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littlebro07 05/29/17 12:49:01 PM #6: |
As a white guy married to a black girl, I can confirm everything in that article.
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Forlorn_Ass 05/29/17 12:54:15 PM #7: |
Wow I read the whole thing.
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ThyCorndog 05/29/17 12:55:22 PM #8: |
lold
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TheoryzC 05/29/17 12:55:50 PM #9: |
Lmao
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CapnMuffin 05/29/17 12:58:15 PM #10: |
I could write a pretty similar and accurate guide for Hmong barbecues.
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ASithLord7 05/29/17 1:00:04 PM #11: |
This is art.
Except Uncle Jerome, who is saved, sanctified, and filled with the Holy Ghost. In fact, Uncle Jerome is starting a new ministry that confronts the evil of drugs and alcohol. lol --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Printerscape 05/29/17 1:02:39 PM #12: |
frozenshock posted...
I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something If you're invited to a dinner party, why would you think it's okay to not bring anything? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 05/29/17 1:03:31 PM #13: |
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trappedunderice 05/29/17 1:06:12 PM #14: |
I feel like that would be way more fun than my families boring ass get togethers.
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Makeveli_lives 05/29/17 1:06:59 PM #15: |
Shit start poppin at the old school hip hop stage. Never had I heard gospel music before at a cookout.
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frozenshock 05/29/17 1:07:00 PM #16: |
Printerscape posted...
frozenshock posted...I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something How would I know? I thought they were just going to order pizza and we'd split the cost or something. I didn't know people were going to come up with a bunch of homemade things --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Makeveli_lives 05/29/17 1:07:47 PM #17: |
Printerscape posted...
frozenshock posted...I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something Bruh, it's a cookout not a dinner party. Recognize the difference. --- 3DS FC: 0087-2410-1340 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 05/29/17 1:10:52 PM #18: |
lol funny shit.
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NinjaWarrior455 05/29/17 1:10:53 PM #19: |
(Yes, there is a White Thanksgiving and a Black Thanksgiving. White people’s Thanksgiving has pumpkin pie and wine. Black Thanksgiving has pound cake and Crown Royal.)
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KlRBEH 05/29/17 1:15:03 PM #20: |
Kineth posted...
Lost it at the dominoes and spades advice. Yeah that was pretty great --- http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oystersoup 05/29/17 1:27:46 PM #21: |
lol
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treewojima 05/29/17 1:28:27 PM #22: |
100% accurate
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Denzien_of_Sega 05/29/17 1:48:33 PM #24: |
If you hear "We fall down...but we get up," run motherfucker.
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prince_leo 05/29/17 1:49:36 PM #25: |
I read through the whole thing every time it's posted, it just gets better and better
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VectorChaos 05/29/17 1:59:58 PM #26: |
Amazing
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Anteaterking 05/29/17 2:06:49 PM #27: |
I didn't realize Spades was as popular in the black community as it apparently is.
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CurzonDax 05/29/17 2:12:32 PM #28: |
My last cook out ended with half us being arrested. It ain't a cook out unless someones going to jail.
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sondast 05/29/17 2:14:55 PM #29: |
Makeveli_lives posted...
Printerscape posted...frozenshock posted...I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something White people cookouts are still professionally catered, but like the article mentions everyone is inside and the only people "cooking out" are the catering staff. --- Take a lesson from parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 05/29/17 2:16:11 PM #30: |
sondast posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...Printerscape posted...frozenshock posted...I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something rofl.. this is some nice bait. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monday 05/29/17 2:18:10 PM #31: |
I could've sworn a stand up comedian did this bit. Anyone know who I'm thinking of? I don't think it was Chris Rock.
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glitteringfairy 05/29/17 2:22:25 PM #32: |
Forlorn_Ass posted...
Wow I read the whole thing. --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vamp_Aubrey 05/29/17 2:28:00 PM #33: |
frozenshock posted...
I also got caught not knowing you have to bring something let me educate you my friend whenever you go to a haitian bbq there are a few easy things you could bring: 1. one of those delicious cakes with fruits on top and inside 2. a big ass thing of croissants (costco has some damn good croissants) 3. multiple bottles of this: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91eND78jKKL._SY550_.jpg 4. 24 pack heineken i consider myself an expert on the haitian bbq --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thompsontalker7 05/29/17 2:28:41 PM #34: |
Or LOTS of aluminum foil. I don’t know what the hell black people do with all the aluminum foil at cookouts, but they ALWAYS need more. I have long suspected that black cookouts were ploys by hosts to get free aluminum foil.
Lmao Anyway, at black cookouts, ALL our uncles are the drunk uncle. Except Uncle Jerome, who is saved, sanctified, and filled with the Holy Ghost. In fact, Uncle Jerome is starting a new ministry that confronts the evil of drugs and alcohol. But if you take him to your trunk, he’ll have a nip. Haha --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet. Might wanna get on that, yeah? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skywalker82 05/29/17 2:32:56 PM #35: |
I'm black and I never saw anyone play Spades or Dominos at a cookout. It is probably a regional thing.
Here are some more that I would add. 1. If you bring beer, don't bring bud/miller lite or any craft beers. Just stick with Heineken or Corona if it is a 35 and under crowd but don't forget the limes. You're also not there to get shitfaced. Black people don't want to do keg stands and the only Wooing he enjoy is when Ric Flair does it. 2. When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning. This is a party. We like that shit and know it but were trying to dance. Stick with a two step or like the article said learn the electric slide or cupid shuffle. 3. Don't try to add any pro black stuff to the mix. It will come off as fake and we won't believe you. While were at it leave any all lives matter stuff at home. 4. Don't stare. Black people get uncomfortable with starring. 5. Don't come all dressed up. A polo and a nice pair of jeans/shorts and a decent pair of sneakers are acceptable. 6. Sports is a good talking point if you want to talk to people but you're going to start losing us if you bring up hockey and depending on were you are baseball. 7. The aluminum foil does have a purpose. It's so Uncle Jerome can take the food with him to work and eat the next day. I have a uncle, well actually he;s my mom's cousin, Jerome and this is what happens. 8. If you have kids make sure they act right and they don't back talk you. 9. Don't try to say black slang terms or break out your black accent that you've been practicing, 10. If you show up eat and try everything. If there is something you're unsure about only get a little. Don't waste food and throw something out. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 05/29/17 2:39:05 PM #36: |
Skywalker82 posted...
When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning Skywalker82 posted... Don't try to say black slang terms or break out your black accent that you've been practicing, H...have people done these --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 05/29/17 2:39:48 PM #37: |
ASithLord7 posted...
Skywalker82 posted...When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning Lol.. yes? --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 05/29/17 2:40:15 PM #38: |
Kineth posted...
ASithLord7 posted...Skywalker82 posted...When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning I'm not doubting it and I've seen the first one, it's just so incredibly cringey. --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skywalker82 05/29/17 2:41:56 PM #39: |
ASithLord7 posted...
Skywalker82 posted...When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning The hip hop thing only at parties I've been too. They didn't bring up Em but they went with the usual Mos Def, Talib Kweli, and Kid Cudi. The slang and changing they way they talk, yea... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 05/29/17 2:42:31 PM #40: |
Skywalker82 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...Skywalker82 posted...When there is hip hop playing we don't want to hear about Eminem or how you like rap that has meaning Jeez --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 05/29/17 2:44:55 PM #41: |
The spades thing is funny . I learned spades by playing with my white friends. When I tried to play with some black friends I was so lost. How in the hell is a 2 going to be a King.
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G_G 05/29/17 3:13:13 PM #42: |
bump
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littlebro07 05/29/17 3:41:42 PM #43: |
NinjaWarrior455 posted...
(Yes, there is a White Thanksgiving and a Black Thanksgiving. White people’s Thanksgiving has pumpkin pie and wine. Black Thanksgiving has pound cake and Crown Royal.) Reminded me of this --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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