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Johnbobb's argument:

As much as I want to talk about superbuff beast incarnate Kirby, I'll hold off.

My team starts suplexed, but WAH, that's not killing anyone by a long shot. Barely injuring.
And the enemy team can't capitalize on that because there's a giant metal bird monstrosity hurtling toward them. Leon and Brock dead instantly; that's not even really a question. If the impact doesn't kill them (and it probably would) hurtling thousands of feet through the sky will.

So then it becomes Fetch v. Kirby, Booker, Sora and Songbird (who is exclusively targeting Fetch for the first 30 seconds).

Fetch can try to play keepaway, but literally all she can do in that scenario is run away. Everyone on my time can navigate this terrain just as well (Sora basically flies, Kirby literally flies, Booker has all sorts of air control magic).

Fetch can fight, in which case she'll lose. She can run, which means she'll eventually run out of juice and have to charge up. She can't go too far from her starting position or she'll be out of neon and fuuuuuucked. And if she ever stops to charge, there's literally ZERO cover and she's completely surrounded. All it'll take is one hit while she charges to knock her down to her death (she's fast, but she doesn't fly and can't get back up to the clouds once she's already falling.

Even if Fetch manages to last the 30 seconds , that still leaves Fetch v. Songbird v. Booker/Sora/Kirby, and Songbird will have already honed in on her at that point, so it's not like he just suddenly switches targets.
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.