Board 8 > ~FIGHT!~ Fetch, Brock Lesnar and Leon Kennedy vs. Kirby, Sora and Booker deWitt

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Fetch, Leon Kennedy and the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar have challenged Sora, Kirby and Booker deWitt to a fight! Location of the fight: Bubbly Clouds - Fighters battle in the sky on thick clouds that are for some reason able to support weight, as seen in Kirby's Dreamland. The clouds are dense enough that jumping from cloud to cloud is reasonable, and many are large enough to hold several fighters per cloud, but missing a jump causes a fall of thousands of feet to the ground. The clouds extend infinitely into the distance, separated by varying distances between each other, and are destructible with a concerted effort. Attackers and defenders will start the fight separated 150 meters from each other. Which side will win?


Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

-Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).
-You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.
-Leaders cannot vote for their own teams (and players from the same pool may not vote as well), but they are free to argue their case.
-If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.
-This match will end in 24 hours.
-The following conventions are in use for match topics: www.gamefaqs.com/boards/570224-mercs/75290480/878106427


Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar is as seen in WWE Immortals. He is fully upgraded and gains the benefit of his passive, which increases his strength as he defeats enemies, but he has no gear. He may use any attacks Brock Lesnar would and any from the game, but he needs to build meter to use his in game signatures and finisher, and they will not be unblockable here.

Leon is as he appears in Resident Evil 6, equipped with a knife, dual Wing Shooters, Semi-Auto Sniper Rifle, Lightning Hawk, some hand grenades, and the Chicago Typewriter (from Resident Evil 4).

Fetch is as seen in inFamous: First Light with access to all of her skill trees, fully upgraded (with the exception of Unleashed abilities). She will always have two sources of neon present (enough to refill her fully, each) at her team's starting position, regardless of the terrain chosen for the fight.
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~VS~

Booker has used the Whistler to summon Songbird to battle. Songbird will start in a position neutral to both teams and will attack the enemy team exclusively for the first 30 seconds of battle, after which the Whistler will break and Songbird will attack everyone equally.

Booker DeWitt is as seen throughout BioShock Infinite, with access to all of his fully upgraded weaponry as well as all of his vigors save Possession and Return to Sender. He has been suplexed once by Brock Lesnar, damaging him appropriately.

Sora is as he appears in Kingdom Hearts 2 FM+ with his best non-broken equipment, and is able to use his Valor, Wisdom, Limit, and Master forms, though they aren't infinite, use the same gauge (starting with and limited to 5), and won't eat up an ally. He doesn't have Magnet, summons, limits (except in Limit form), any reaction commands, or invincibility. He has been suplexed once by Brock Lesnar, damaging him appropriately.

Kirby is as seen in the Kirby Super Star and Smash series. He has full use of his Smash Brothers Moveset along with the moves from his Ice, Parasol and Fire forms. (He has also inhaled Archer and Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar, gaining a set of moves fitting each). He cannot inhale enemy fighters nor create helpers from his abilities during the match, but can inhale anything else and will not lose access to his forms due to taking damage. He has been suplexed twice by Brock Lesnar, damaging him appropriately.

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Extreme Cloud Wrestling, coming at you...now! Tonight is the night! FIGHT!
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@eaedwards6400
@Johnbobb

The floor is yours.
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Sora

I've seen Sora fall from several stories up and merely say 'ow.' Fuck anyone who argues otherwise.

...I'm not bitter you're bitter.
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Johnbobb's argument:

As much as I want to talk about superbuff beast incarnate Kirby, I'll hold off.

My team starts suplexed, but WAH, that's not killing anyone by a long shot. Barely injuring.
And the enemy team can't capitalize on that because there's a giant metal bird monstrosity hurtling toward them. Leon and Brock dead instantly; that's not even really a question. If the impact doesn't kill them (and it probably would) hurtling thousands of feet through the sky will.

So then it becomes Fetch v. Kirby, Booker, Sora and Songbird (who is exclusively targeting Fetch for the first 30 seconds).

Fetch can try to play keepaway, but literally all she can do in that scenario is run away. Everyone on my time can navigate this terrain just as well (Sora basically flies, Kirby literally flies, Booker has all sorts of air control magic).

Fetch can fight, in which case she'll lose. She can run, which means she'll eventually run out of juice and have to charge up. She can't go too far from her starting position or she'll be out of neon and fuuuuuucked. And if she ever stops to charge, there's literally ZERO cover and she's completely surrounded. All it'll take is one hit while she charges to knock her down to her death (she's fast, but she doesn't fly and can't get back up to the clouds once she's already falling.

Even if Fetch manages to last the 30 seconds , that still leaves Fetch v. Songbird v. Booker/Sora/Kirby, and Songbird will have already honed in on her at that point, so it's not like he just suddenly switches targets.
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DoomTheGyarados posted...

Sora

I've seen Sora fall from several stories up and merely say 'ow.' Fuck anyone who argues otherwise.

...I'm not bitter you're bitter.

Fetch can turn into intangible neon. You should hold off on voting til the Fetch sale cause it's real possible she just times the clock out on Songbird and then lets him kill the enemy team before jumping in to finish off survivors. >_>
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this is not a match

Team Kirby
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lol

Eat. Sleep. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~. Repeat. (Team Kirb)
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

Fetch can turn into intangible neon. You should hold off on voting til the Fetch sale cause it's real possible she just times the clock out on Songbird and then lets him kill the enemy team before jumping in to finish off survivors. >_>

did you read my argument kanz

I mean you posted it so I hope so
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Johnbobb posted...

KanzarisKelshen posted...

Fetch can turn into intangible neon. You should hold off on voting til the Fetch sale cause it's real possible she just times the clock out on Songbird and then lets him kill the enemy team before jumping in to finish off survivors. >_>

did you read my argument kanz

I mean you posted it so I hope so

I did, but Fetch's neon doesn't run out so easily unless you're talking about her Heavy Ammunition. It takes a whiiiiiiile for her to run out while fully upgraded, we're talking several minutes IIRC. That's longer than this fight will last.
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The way i see it is these people are all disoriented by being suplexed everyone gets neon singularity'd and the songbird explodes in it.
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

It takes a whiiiiiiile for her to run out while fully upgraded,

can confirm

honestly i think sora > fetch with the chaos, considering he has flying/gliding


not that i get a vote, but the match is interesting

i presume 150 meters is like 300 feet but im just guessing really?
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greengravy294 posted...

KanzarisKelshen posted...

It takes a whiiiiiiile for her to run out while fully upgraded,

can confirm

honestly i think sora > fetch with the chaos, considering he has flying/gliding


not that i get a vote, but the match is interesting

i presume 150 meters is like 300 feet but im just guessing really?

actually its 500 feet

okay so thats "not close" at all how is this "close"??

anyway brock is worthless, kirby is worthless, booker > leon and fetch>sora normally

songbird for 30 is real good though

also fetch is very fast

sorry for PUNing it up
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I feel like the songbird smashes brock and leon, and either waits it out against fetch or fetch kills it but wastes most of her energy doing so

booker instructs the team not to go close and they wait it out, and then mop up if needed
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archer kirby is """p good"""
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greengravy294 posted...

kirby is worthless

lol
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Arti posted...

greengravy294 posted...

kirby is worthless

lol

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Can't we fucking wait for the arguments first!

Their is a 150 meters between myself and the other team and Fetchs and Leons ability to fight distance is going to make this round fly in my favor. His team is going to need to be on melee to win this combat and the fact that enemies that are not Kirby are doing to have a hard time getting to my team and it if they attempt fly over they are going to be sitting ducks.

Let's talk logistics here, if Fetch has the time to get off this move:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=3IcjB7xdAQ0

Which won't take long because it is 150 meters away.

Fetch alone can prevent them from getting to me and be taken down by Leons fantastic armory of weapons.

He argues that they will have me knocked out of the sky before I get any thing off which is nonsense too. Also, the suplexes occurred first. Wouldn't Brock have knocked the clouds of the sky before the action even begins? That means I have the high ground as well when he is attempting to go after me!
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Isn't Fetch supposed to be high? Or was that from a different pod?
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Wouldn't Brock have knocked the clouds of the sky before the action even begins? That means I have the high ground as well when he is attempting to go after me!

Not how abilities work in this game.
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trdl23 posted...

Isn't Fetch supposed to be high? Or was that from a different pod?

Different pool and on top of that canceled by Claire 'No Fun Allowed' Redfield.
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trdl23 posted...

Isn't Fetch supposed to be high? Or was that from a different pod?

different pool
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Which won't take long because it is 150 meters away.

have you seen how fast Songbird flies though?

She doesn't have time to get that off. Hell, she wouldn't even see the enemy team with the giant bird flying toward her.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

He argues that they will have me knocked out of the sky before I get any thing off which is nonsense too. Also, the suplexes occurred first. Wouldn't Brock have knocked the clouds of the sky before the action even begins? That means I have the high ground as well when he is attempting to go after me!

lol what
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like be completely honest here. Songbird is essentially a giant metal warship that moves about Fetch's speed, and it's barreling directly toward your team at the very start of the match, and there's nowhere for anyone (but maybe Fetch) to run

What exactly do you expect Leon and Brock to do here
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Johnbobb posted...

moves about Fetch's speed,

uh no
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"That's not how abilites work" hurts my argument but the clouds are still not very thick. The point was the suplexes would have had the clouds collapses while the the suplexes occur.

Nonetheless, I don't care how fast the bird is. While in flight it is defenseless and it is going to be shot down by Leon of Fetch before you can take my team down.
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leon stands no chance against the SB

like... zero
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Nonetheless, I don't care how fast the bird is. While in flight it is defenseless and it is going to be shot down by Leon of Fetch before you can take my team down.

fucking

WHAT

this is what songbird does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVS6KDhASvU
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eaedwards6400 posted...

"That's not how abilites work" hurts my argument but the clouds are still not very thick. The point was the suplexes would have had the clouds collapses while the the suplexes occur.

"That's not how abilities work"
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In the video it takes Fetch 4 seconds to cast Supernova. Can the song bird fly 150 meters in less than 4 seconds?!
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Eaed, have you played Bioshock Infinite? Songbird is an absolute juggernaut.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

In the video it takes Fetch 4 seconds to cast Supernova. Can the song bird fly 150 meters in less than 4 seconds?!

Yes, easily.
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In case you don't want to watch the video, that's Songbird taking down an entire airship in one hit, in about 2 seconds

Leon v. Songbird is the best joke I've heard in Mercs yet
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okay holy shit you're all goons so i will be an impartial literal "owned" fetch i'm gonna step in

-Fetch literally can't use Supernova off the bat it's a limit break move.

-Fetch literally is invulnerable turning into neon (and very, very fast).
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trdl23 posted...

eaedwards6400 posted...

In the video it takes Fetch 4 seconds to cast Supernova. Can the song bird fly 150 meters in less than 4 seconds?!

Yes, easily.

So you mean to tell me that this songbird is moving faster than 100 miles per hour? I find this hard to believs.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

trdl23 posted...

eaedwards6400 posted...

In the video it takes Fetch 4 seconds to cast Supernova. Can the song bird fly 150 meters in less than 4 seconds?!

Yes, easily.

So you mean to tell me that this songbird is moving faster than 100 miles per hour? I find this hard to believs.

...A car can go 100 mph

Watch literally the first 10 seconds of the video I linked
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But it is not Leon vs songbird. It is songbird vs Leon and Fetch. In the video I shared fetch is pushing back the entire city street back and destroying it with a casting time of 4 seconds.
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Anyway what Fetch does have

Incredible reflexes (bullet time shooting), homing neon missiles, statis fields.

Great strength, great durability. Fetch gets tossed out a window and shrugs it off.
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greengravy294 posted...

Fetch literally can't use Supernova off the bat it's a limit break move.

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100mph is like... cruising speed for SB I'd say.

eaedwards6400 posted...

But it is not Leon vs songbird. It is songbird vs Leon and Fetch. In the video I shared fetch is pushing back the entire city street back and destroying it with a casting time of 4 seconds.

greengravy294 posted...

-Fetch literally can't use Supernova off the bat it's a limit break move.

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Don't take this as me disrespecting Fetch because she is amazing and why I haven't voted.

But Songbird is super legit too and I will not abide this mockery.
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Are you kidding me? Team Cacaw!
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What about take off time? You mean to tell me it doesn't take 4 seconds to get off of a standing position to a flying flap some fucking wings and then take off? This is just 4 seconds.
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Don't get me wrong I'm one of Fetch's biggest supporters

But her team is useless potatoes and she just can't handle the 4v1
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Like Fetch>Sora I think in general, 30 seconds of Songbird may not mean all that much if Sora is in collatoral damage radius. Meaning it's really not gonna be that helpful. Songbird is much more potent on a large map like the BB Event where teams were nowhere close to one another so Songbird would just say "well I'll kill them anyway".

Match is close. I don't like putting my foot down because I think it's the leader's prerogative to do it but at least eaed is trying so I will help him out (the other newbies just threw in the towel or just didn't bother, and then threw it in).
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will you acknowledge that you understand she can't open with that move
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Fetch couldn't even beat Master Form Sora 1-1.

Sora is scary, yo.
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eaedwards6400 posted...

What about take off time? You mean to tell me it doesn't take 4 seconds to get off of a standing position to a flying flap some fucking wings and then take off? This is just 4 seconds.

You realize Songbird isn't an actual bird, right?

Think of it like a giant missile. There isn't take-off time. It just goes. Not that 4 seconds matters because

trdl23 posted...

greengravy294 posted...

Fetch literally can't use Supernova off the bat it's a limit break move.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsPWvTbWwEA

like here. A TUTORIAL. YAY
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