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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWsFYSn7Gtg#t=40s

For those of you who forget just what the Commander’s Room looks like, it’s… slightly more generous than Spekkio’s Arena, but with no haven for flyers to avoid, say, a massive shell careening around. I’m sorry, did I say “a massive”? Let’s make that “two massive”.

Giga Bowser is here, and he is both mad and eternal. Now, there’s a funny property about Double Dash Bowser shells: they do not decrease in speed upon hitting something. In fact, if two Bowser Shells hit each other, they go careening in opposite directions. This is in contrast to Mario Kart’s green shells, which shatter if two hit each other. Bowser’s made of much sterner stuff. The thing doesn’t shatter when an entire Bowser’s Castle is dropped on it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFtd8WG-FVg#t=15m57s). The only thing that can survive Bowser is, in fact, Bowser.

“But why would Giga Bowser, brute of fantastic strength and eater of children, withdraw immediately, incredibly handsome Kamek?” Well, first off, Bowser has planned for this shit, so he’s probably pretty set on it. Even if he’s not, though, Psycho Mantis can EASILY influence Giga Bowser’s puny mind into withdrawl. Keep in mind that Mantis is able to control an entire genome soldier army through essentially mental elevator music, and even while keeping an ENTIRE ARMY under control, he had time to fuck with Snake and try to get him to make love to Meryl. Dude saying “go in your shell” shouldn’t be a problem.

As a reminder, the Mario Kart Double Dash shell moves at a speed of 65 MPH and mows down non-cartoon semi trucks. This is starting MAYBE a meter away from the enemy team who doesn’t see it comin’. Just putting in some numbers with REAL MATH, 65 MPH travels at a speed of 29.0576 meters per second. This means that any merc on the enemy team has a two-frame window or 1/30th of a second to dodge the shell My team, meanwhile, KNOWS that the shell is coming and can prep themselves. Which can be done in the following ways:
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