But, according to Ico, he has no choice in the matter because he has no car or he'd get a job. And a car is a necessity because, besides the roving street gangs that are out to accost any pedestrian, there are also packs of feral lesbians that are set loose every night by Wellesley. And, you know, his body frame isn't exactly the most masculine which makes him even more of a target.
And because both of his parents work 24 hours a day and never return home to lie unconscious for 8 hours every night, he's unable to borrow their car. And because a cheap car can be had for a couple thousand dollars, he still doesn't get enough free money every month to afford that and his new PS4 Pro, new UHDTV, Xbox One S, Nintendo Switch, stacks of games, Paul McCartney tickets, and a $1300 gaming laptop that was a requirement to write code.
