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*A video appears on the UCAtron before Strife and Sultan’s MoT title match. The visuals are grainy, most likely taken from a cell phone, in the dead of night*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THTYc63_AQg

David, you silly boy. Buying a tour bus after becoming champion is one thing. Not being around 24/7 is another. I think I’ll just make myself at home.

*Strife reaches over his back and pulls out a steel pipe and bashes the door of the bus until it caves in. Strife slowly walks in and articles of David’s clothing, half-eaten food, and then wanders into a mini-trophy room near the back. He is found out by David's driver, but Strife knees him in the balls and chokes him with the pipe until he passes out. Strife resumes his search and spots a commemorative plaque from Serious Survival 2016*

Of course I remember this. I was there with you when “our” team had a clean shutout. It must have been nice to win your first giant match. Apollo, Maniac, Nee, and I stood by your side, only for you to spend weeks claiming it was “your” victory. Take it from me, UCA is not the type of place you want to be left alone. Since the rest of us have copies, it seems you won’t need this one. *Strife throws the plaque against the doorway, and whatever doesn’t break off gets smashed into pieces by the pipe*

Right, what else can I find around here? The MITB briefcase? Really? You’d leave this just lying around? Well, you’re the champion now, so why would you want to carry this everywhere? *Stomps on the case and the busts the locks, handle, and puts dents into the case before spotting a picture of Sultan and David posing with the Tag Team titles*

Sultan was there to hold your hand when you grabbed MITB, when you won AND lost these, and gave himself up so you could find singles glory. Now that you’re UCA champion, he’s such a lost, wimpy lap dog looking for scraps. I told you before, he’ll fuck you over one day out of spite, just like he did Apollo and me. Before you rip this up yourself, I’ll do you a favor. *Pulls out a lighter and sets the picture on fire*

*Strife’s face scans the fire, and then spots the UCA Championship. He grabs it, stares at it, and then returns it where it was. He stamps out the fiery picture, but proceeds to break all the shelves, glassware, and electronics in David’s tour bus. *Strife turns the phone to spy on the UCA Championship one more time*

I’m leaving that one alone. Unlike this disgusting pile of memories, this…this is more. This title is all you have, all you should have, and all you need. I want the last thing you see at Summer Spectacular is the image of me, stealing your last moments of hope. Your last memory of being the best, before falling victim to me.

*Strife leaps out of the tour bus and runs off before police sirens can be heard and the footage fades out*
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