Board 8 > B8UCA Present Tuesday Night RUIN ft KotB Semis/Re: Job Squad/The Chase Continues

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eaedwards6400
07/11/17 9:25:26 PM
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MAIN EVENT
Smash the Taybles!Master of Taybles Strife2 vs TheSultanOfSlam
What a great way to kill two birds with one stone! Sultan, the partner of david, will take on Strife, the challenger of david, for Strife?s ?Master of Taybles? title. To stir things up some more, it is going to be an Iron Taybles match! Vote once per hour whoever gets the most tables wins!

The next best thing!B8UCA Melee Mayhem Champion emeraldegg vs iHateThisCPU
iHateThisCPU has been doing a lot of bickering with current Undisputed Champion, davidponte, over CPU?s family, the SSW. I cannot give him david so therefore I will give him the next best thing in MM champion, emeraldegg. What?s that? CPU doesn?t care to have a title? Alright, well this fight will be non-title then!! Melee Mayhem rules and therefore this match is a .. Waterball match!

Only one vote for each user per hour counts - hours are from xx:00:00 to xx:00:59, regardless of when the topic is posted. In the event of a tie, two votes per hour are counted, then three, and so forth



UNDERCARD


Revealing video?
Strife suggests that he has some dirt on david! Whatever it is he says he is going to share it tonight before his match. Whatever it is, Strife try to keep it clean!

How about a job squad? BrokenRaven vs Boko/Stevie3V/ImTheMacheteGuy
BrokenRaven couldn?t defeat the Edwards Flock and is struggling with his own issues. I want to help this guy overcome some odds so let?s see how he does against the return of the New Job Squad!

lRobot LusterSoldier vs Solioxrz362
Luster has been on a roll lately. I am convinced to give him a shot at Wigs?s LW title. However, let?s see him take on Solio to make sure.

The B8LESSBRO b8lessbro vs UCA_Bear
I recently introduced the b8lessbro, my one brother who does not have a Gamefaqs Account. Since he does not have an account I am using him as an NPC and he will take on one of the most famous NPCs, the UCA_Bear, because Sultan attacked him this week. Good luck in your singles debut b8lessbro!

I?ve had enough! eaedwards6400 vs Tom Bombadil
I have had it up to here *raise hand really high* with Apollo and the Kingdom. They are still holding a grudge because XIII and I defended the UCA tradition and the KotB tournament. You think it would have made them happy because Strife also became ?King? but NOOOOOOOOO! So because I still don?t want Apollo in the building I am going to beat up his Minister in Tom. Yup sounds good.

Week 2 Vote Form
Once per hour: Strife vs Sultan
Emerald vs CPU
BrokenRaven vs Boko/Stevie/Machete
Luster vs Solio
B8lessbro vs BEAR
Eaed vs Tom
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DpObliVion
07/11/17 9:27:34 PM
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Strife2
07/11/17 9:32:51 PM
#3:


*A video appears on the UCAtron before Strife and Sultan’s MoT title match. The visuals are grainy, most likely taken from a cell phone, in the dead of night*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THTYc63_AQg


David, you silly boy. Buying a tour bus after becoming champion is one thing. Not being around 24/7 is another. I think I’ll just make myself at home.

*Strife reaches over his back and pulls out a steel pipe and bashes the door of the bus until it caves in. Strife slowly walks in and articles of David’s clothing, half-eaten food, and then wanders into a mini-trophy room near the back. He is found out by David's driver, but Strife knees him in the balls and chokes him with the pipe until he passes out. Strife resumes his search and spots a commemorative plaque from Serious Survival 2016*

Of course I remember this. I was there with you when “our” team had a clean shutout. It must have been nice to win your first giant match. Apollo, Maniac, Nee, and I stood by your side, only for you to spend weeks claiming it was “your” victory. Take it from me, UCA is not the type of place you want to be left alone. Since the rest of us have copies, it seems you won’t need this one. *Strife throws the plaque against the doorway, and whatever doesn’t break off gets smashed into pieces by the pipe*

Right, what else can I find around here? The MITB briefcase? Really? You’d leave this just lying around? Well, you’re the champion now, so why would you want to carry this everywhere? *Stomps on the case and the busts the locks, handle, and puts dents into the case before spotting a picture of Sultan and David posing with the Tag Team titles*

Sultan was there to hold your hand when you grabbed MITB, when you won AND lost these, and gave himself up so you could find singles glory. Now that you’re UCA champion, he’s such a lost, wimpy lap dog looking for scraps. I told you before, he’ll fuck you over one day out of spite, just like he did Apollo and me. Before you rip this up yourself, I’ll do you a favor. *Pulls out a lighter and sets the picture on fire*

*Strife’s face scans the fire, and then spots the UCA Championship. He grabs it, stares at it, and then returns it where it was. He stamps out the fiery picture, but proceeds to break all the shelves, glassware, and electronics in David’s tour bus. *Strife turns the phone to spy on the UCA Championship one more time*

I’m leaving that one alone. Unlike this disgusting pile of memories, this…this is more. This title is all you have, all you should have, and all you need. I want the last thing you see at Summer Spectacular is the image of me, stealing your last moments of hope. Your last memory of being the best, before falling victim to me.

*Strife leaps out of the tour bus and runs off before police sirens can be heard and the footage fades out*
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Strife2
07/11/17 9:35:18 PM
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Once per hour: Strife
Boko/Stevie/Machete
B8lessbro
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/11/17 9:36:07 PM
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Sultan
Emerald
BrokenRaven
Luster v
B8lessbro vs
Eaed vs
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eaedwards6400
07/11/17 9:39:39 PM
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I actually need someone to do the tagging for me please
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IhatethisCPU
07/11/17 9:45:01 PM
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*Walks down to the arena, completely mute, other than a small murmur and a few.... oddly coloured tears running down his face, face sockets covered by a woolen cloth that does not prevent to shadow the fact that the sockets are now... apparently empty, and an creepy chanting crosses the arena.*

...CPU's success here pleases us here at SSW. but... the last few matches have also shown us that our talented lad needs to be... challenged further., and the lad's moods need to be regulated as well. He appears to be angered to a worrysome degree, So, we, thought, let us make that less of a trouble for the boy.

Because he cannot be bothered... by what he cannot see. For the two weeks, we have... repossessed the young cyborg's Is. They may be returned when your next few 'shows' have ended, but we shall see, although he cannot. Toodllless....

Strife
CPU
BrokenRaven
Solio
B8lessbro
Tom

(...Promoing without the letter I is a right pain in the arse ...Also, yes, the Is in my name are now silent. :|. >_<)
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Apollo_Phoenix
07/11/17 9:46:15 PM
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That's still KING Apollo to you, peasant. Your chosen one, DP, couldn't handle me. I know you can't handle me, you won't even let me into the same building as you, you're so scared.

if you want to take my crown from me, prove that you can. Or perhaps I'll just have to keep paying visits to the UCA talent and staff on Tombat, and making my voice heard there...

Once per hour: Strife
CPU
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Solio
BEAR
Tom
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Solioxrz362
07/11/17 10:22:00 PM
#9:


I vote for Solio

This robot chump is going down
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Strife2
07/11/17 10:36:00 PM
#10:


Strife
Tom
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Tom Bombadil
07/11/17 10:41:28 PM
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Once per hour: Strife
CPU
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Solio
B8lessbro
Long may we reign
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DpObliVion
07/11/17 11:03:57 PM
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Strife
CPU
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Luster
BEAR
Tom
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davidponte
07/11/17 11:19:06 PM
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I...I don't know what to say. I wasn't prepared for something like this.

I've got a match to focus on. Sultan needs my back. I'm stronger than this.
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/11/17 11:32:13 PM
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Sultan
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Strife2
07/11/17 11:36:46 PM
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Strife
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Strife2
07/11/17 11:38:55 PM
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*Sultan and Strife battle back and forth with elbows and kicks. Strife takes out Sultan's knee, and drags him towards a tayble set upright in the corner. Strife hooks Sultan's arm, sweeps his leg, and hit an STO through the tayble*

1-0
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davidponte
07/11/17 11:53:55 PM
#17:


Sultan
Emerald
BrokenRaven
Luster
B8lessbro
Eaed
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StifledSilence
07/12/17 12:15:22 AM
#18:


Sultan
CPU
Jobbers
Luster
BEAR
eaed
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Bear Bro
The Empire of Silence
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LusterSoldier
07/12/17 12:32:58 AM
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Once per hour: Sultan
Emerald
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Luster
BEAR
Eaed
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Strife2
07/12/17 6:19:06 AM
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Strife
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XIII_rocks
07/12/17 6:29:28 AM
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Once per hour: Strife
Emerald
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Solio
BEAR
Eaed
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Such a lust for revenge
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DpObliVion
07/12/17 7:01:19 AM
#22:


Strife
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Strife2
07/12/17 7:20:18 AM
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Strife2
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 7:44:35 AM
#24:


Sultans
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 8:07:32 AM
#25:


Oh strife will you ever shut that trap of your? You talk and you talk but you are living in the past man! It is also so humorous that you are still crying that i double crossed you what was it 4 years ago now?

You also fail to realize why i double crossed you. Was it for personal glory? Perhaps a little Not, but no it was beacuse i beat you too it you know deep down if i didn't turn on you first you would have done the same thing to me. I know why it bothers you Strife and this is humorous as well.

Quoting your inner thought

How can I The brilliant Strife be out smarted by a man who is only supposed to be my muscle! He has no brains let me try and make him look like a fool for double crossing me! Let me call him a cry baby beacuse he is doing what he love to do and hurt people for no reason, when it is I who is the cry baby beacuse i can not get over the fact someone double crossed me 4 years ago!

I thought you were supposed to be the smart one yet you have failed to realize who i am. You say you truly know me but we both know I was just muscles to you and Apollo!
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Strife2
07/12/17 8:21:53 AM
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Strife
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 8:47:42 AM
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Sultan
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Strife2
07/12/17 9:22:47 AM
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Strife2
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eaedwards6400
07/12/17 9:28:25 AM
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WiggumFan267
07/12/17 9:55:43 AM
#30:


I ain't afraid of no lusters

Once per hour: Strife
Emerald
Boko/Stevie/Machete
Luster
BEAR
Tom
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 10:04:40 AM
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Sos
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Strife2
07/12/17 10:23:00 AM
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Strife
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eaedwards6400
07/12/17 10:35:24 AM
#33:


Sultan and Strife are fighting their asses off!
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eaedwards6400
07/12/17 10:38:57 AM
#34:


I can also confirm that it is currently 1-0 in favor of Strife.
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davidponte
07/12/17 10:51:21 AM
#35:


Sultan
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 11:05:55 AM
#36:


Sultan
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Strife2
07/12/17 11:23:48 AM
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Strife2
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 12:12:51 PM
#38:


Sultan of slam
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Strife2
07/12/17 12:24:10 PM
#39:


Strife
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IhatethisCPU
07/12/17 1:09:31 PM
#40:


Strife.
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Strife2
07/12/17 1:24:36 PM
#41:


Strife2
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 1:24:42 PM
#42:


Sos
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 1:25:51 PM
#43:


*hits Stife with a big boot irish whips him into a corner and hits a superplex threw a table!*

Ties 1 to 1
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BrokenRaven
07/12/17 2:09:59 PM
#44:


NO! I did not agree to this bullshit match, just like I didn't agree to wrestle at Summer Spectacular against a guy that I, The Broken Raven, rightfully vanquished 11 months ago! No one wants to see Zero Signal back; all I see are the souls of weak minded infidels living in denial! I am leaving this ring and going straight to the head office to demand my title match against davidponte.

But before I leave, I suppose I can vote for the rest of the matches that actually will happen

Strife
CPU
Solio
B8lessbro
Tom

*walks out of ring and heads up the ramp*
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ZeroSignal620
07/12/17 2:11:46 PM
#45:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmIl-ffkExE


*voice projects itself through the arena speakers*

Broken Raven, if you know what's good for you, I suggest you get back in the ring. Or else Summer Spectacular starts two weeks early if you know what I mean.

*Broken Raven in a slight sense of fear, cowers back into the ring*

Oh, and while these people can hear me, I'll shill out a vote for Boko, Stevie, and Machete, cause why not?
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Strife2
07/12/17 2:25:30 PM
#46:


Strife
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TheSultanOfSlam
07/12/17 2:28:43 PM
#47:


Sultan
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Strife2
07/12/17 3:27:03 PM
#48:


Strife2
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Strife2
07/12/17 3:30:42 PM
#49:


*Sultan pulls a tayble from ringside and sets it up in the ring. When he finishes, Sultan turns right into Strife's path, who levels him with Murder One. Sultan leans on the tayble, and Strife climbs the turnbuckle. He hits a diving leg lariat through Sultan and the tayble at the same time*

2-1
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MajinZidane
07/12/17 3:35:28 PM
#50:


what's a new job squad?
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