LogFAQs > #884702466

*Goes to the outside, unwrapping bandages on his arms, revealing thumbtacks and lego pieces attached to his arms with double-sided tape*

UCA Michael Cole: "...What- what is he-"
UCA Johnathon Bradhaw Layfield: "Oh, wait, his personal assistant, Percy... something, can't remember what, told me he have a secret weapon for this match!"
UCA MC: "A secret weapon? What are you *talking* about? He just-"
UCA JBL: "THE INSANITY CHAINSAW!"
UCA MC: "...What the fu-"

NEEEEEEERNEERNERNEEEEEEER-

UCA Booker T: "OH MY GOODNESS, HE'S SAVAGING PONTE AND EVERYONE NEARBY IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE CHAINSAW"
UCA MC: "...He's running his arm up and down.their faces while making noises with his mouth, what are you two talking-"
UCA JBL: "THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT KIND OF SICK INDIVIDUAL WOULD DO THAT TO ANOTHER GROUP OF HUMAN BEINGS!?!"
UCA MC: ".... I think I need a drink..."
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.