Board 8 > ~! B8UCA Presents Champions and Challengers ft david/CPU/Strife Alum Showcase !~

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

REGULAR RULES:
1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75384750
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT


War of the Worlds Undisputed Champion davidpointe vs King Strife2 vs iHateThisCPU
It has been a long war between UCA’s champion against CPU and his SSW family. This will finally be the end. However, if they focus on each other too heavily they could fall victim to the “KING” of the darkness, Strife.

Alumni Showcase Sir. Chris vs STEINER
As we count down the months towards the end of the UCA, we have decided to do something new for our PPVs and feature members of our illustrious alumni by putting them in competitive matches. This does not mean commitment from these alumni, just an opportunity to see them before we close!

Undercard

Masters of Many Mayhem MM Champion DPObliVion vs Zerosignal620 vs Maniac64
DP did not take the easy way out! He went against the best competitor that he felt was worthy of his Melee Mayhem championship, ZSig! The admins pick is the Director of Fun, Maniac!

As it is a Melee Mayhem title match, the match has been chosen at random and is an Ironman Match! New fall starts after 1 person gets 7 votes. All votes reset to 0. Voters vote once per hour.

Potential Show Stealer?? LW Champion Wiggumfan267 vs XIII_Rocks vs Boko
XIII requested the opportunity to move down and do something that he has not done in 6 years; claim the LW title. Boko has been the bust the LW division has had to offer as of late and it is only fitting he is here for this great bout. And the last time I checked Strife Stats, Wigs has had a pretty impressive run as LW champion in his own right. This should be a good one!

The Kingdom vs The Empire … The Time Egg! The Kingdom(Apollo_Phoenix/Tom Bombadil) vs The Empire of Silence(StifledSilence/Shaduln) vs The Time Egg (eaed/emeraldegg)
The Kingdom felt it was only necessary to take down a bane of theirs in the Empire of Silence. The Empire has been strong in the past but can they return to their former glory? Also, with the theme of the PPV, these guys (eaed/emeraldegg) earned the right to be here as well! Any Chrono fans in the house? Because here comes the Time Egg! Let’s see how this goes!

We still have a Jester! JesterImTheMacheteGuy vs Stevie3V
These guys have all seen better days in the UCA! Let’s see if MacheteGuy can climb out of the basement and deem one Jester onto Stevie.

Don’t forget to GET THE TAYBLES JEdwards vs LusterSoldier vs GTM vs Solioxrz vs eddv
When pondering his decision to vacate the tables title, Strife was worried that the tables title would be left behind. Need not worry, because we are going to have a brand new, Tayble’s Reverse Battle Royal!

The rules are simple, you vote for the person you want to win. If it results in a tabling they get a point. The winner is the person with the most points. Vote once per hour.
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Played too much FF12 Today Vote Form
david vs CPU vs Strife
Chris vs Steiner
Wigs vs XIII vs Boko
Apollo/Tom vs Stifled/Shad vs eaed/egg
Machete vs Stevie

Vote Once Per Hour:
DP vs ZSig vs Maniac
Jedwards vs Luster vs GTM vs Solio vs eddv
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@davidponte
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@ZeroSignal620
@DpObliVion
@Strife2
@XIII_rocks
@Emeraldegg
@IhatethisCPU
@Tom_Bombadil
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@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Stevie3V
@muddersmilk
@Eddv
@GTM
@ImTheMacheteGuy
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Alumni Showcase!
@STElNER
@DoomTheGyarados

@Shaduln
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Strife
Chris
Wigs
eaed/egg
Stevie

DP
Solio
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david
Chris
Wigs
Stifled/Shad
Stevie

DP
Luster
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Strife
Chris
XIII
Apollo/Tom
Stevie

Solio
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Davidponte
Chris
Wigs
Team Time Egg
Machete

Abstain
Abstain
Less votes I have to count mirite? (thanks for getting this past one for me)
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Strife
Chris
Boko
long may we thrive
Stevie

Vote Once Per Hour:
ZSig
eddv
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UCA is closing? i'm coming for a final run.

david
Steiner
XIII
Stifled/Shad
Machete

Vote Once Per Hour:
DP
eddv

STElNER posted...

UCA is closing? i'm coming for a final run.

And now the prophecy of the Alumni Showcase has been fulfilled.
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david
Chris
XIII
Apollo/Tom
Machete

Vote Once Per Hour:
ZSig
eddv
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Dp
Luster
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On a serious note, NewLegacyInc made over $27,000 for the Canadian Cancer Society over the last two days, and I spent most of my time paying attention to that. https://gyazo.com/3027219f09854980a265d862708ab5bf
Fantastic use of my time, although I *did* forget about my intended promo until just now, not that it *matters. ^_^ >_>'.

Strife
Steiner
XIII
Apollo/Tom
Machete

Vote Once Per Hour:
Maniac
Solio
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CPU
Steiner
XIII
eaed/egg
Stevie

Zsig
GTM
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Dp
Solio
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*CPU and Strife double team David and knock him out of the ring*
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Dp
Solio
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Solio
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Zero
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*Goes to the outside, unwrapping bandages on his arms, revealing thumbtacks and lego pieces attached to his arms with double-sided tape*

UCA Michael Cole: "...What- what is he-"
UCA Johnathon Bradhaw Layfield: "Oh, wait, his personal assistant, Percy... something, can't remember what, told me he have a secret weapon for this match!"
UCA MC: "A secret weapon? What are you *talking* about? He just-"
UCA JBL: "THE INSANITY CHAINSAW!"
UCA MC: "...What the fu-"

NEEEEEEERNEERNERNEEEEEEER-

UCA Booker T: "OH MY GOODNESS, HE'S SAVAGING PONTE AND EVERYONE NEARBY IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE CHAINSAW"
UCA MC: "...He's running his arm up and down.their faces while making noises with his mouth, what are you two talking-"
UCA JBL: "THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT KIND OF SICK INDIVIDUAL WOULD DO THAT TO ANOTHER GROUP OF HUMAN BEINGS!?!"
UCA MC: ".... I think I need a drink..."
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*Strife, from the inside of the ring, looks on at the chainsaw (?) attack and starts smirking*

How very frightening. LOOK AT ALL THIS LOVELY BLOOD! Makes me wonder why I never thought of that before now. Well, I'll just wait up here and see David slashed to ribbons. I better come up with my own contingency plan. Something a bit more slow yet painful all the same.

*Heads to the opposite side of the ring to wait out the destruction while looking for his own weapons*
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I've got nothing to say here.

Everyone here knows the score, knows what I'm fighting for, and knows why everyone in this match is here.

I'm prepared for the worst, but I'm ready. My opponents are two individuals who will stop at nothing to get what they want. I've said my piece to and about them. What's left is me, and I'm here to show up and leave as Undisputed Champion as I've done so many times before.

Bring on the chainsaw.
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CPU
Steiner
eaed/egg
Stevie
Maniac
Eddv
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*Strife finished rummaging around the apron. The hardcam's view is obstructed by most of the ring, but they catch a slight glimpse of a large wooden weapon that Strife threw to the side.*

I'll save this for later for when I want to get closer to you two. Since CPU isn't playing nice, I found something to level the playing field.

*Strife pulls out a couple bottles. He opens one, dumps out the contents, and refills it with a foul smelling substance that makes those at ringside and the announcers cringe. He stuffs a rag into the bottle, starts walking towards CPU and tells David to duck out of the way.*

As much as I'd like to use this on you, this guy's gotta be dealt with first. Hey cybernetic freak: catch!

*Strife gets CPU's attention, lights the rag, and the bottle starts to spurt out flames. Strife lobs the bottle right at CPU's face, and that entire side of the ring is covered in fire and broken glass*

*Strife jumps back towards the other apron to avoid getting set on fire*
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ZSig
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Solio
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Zsig
Luster
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*CPU's eyes nearly boggle out of his head as the molotov comes flying at and hits him squarely in the face, wreathing his head and, after a brief pause, entire body in flame, and he, for lack of a more descriptive word for the noise that erupts from his throat, screams, and the announcers are silent.*

*And, after a good four, five minute on the ground, rolling around in the flames and glass, attempting to put himself out, CPU begins laughing maniacally as the fire suppression system kicks in and pushes himself to his feet, grinning and staring across the ring at where he thinks Strife is..* ....NOW *THIS* IS WHAT OI LIVE FOR! LET'S FUCKING GO YOU PSYCHOTIC BASTARD! LOCK-ON GO!

*CPU then, after a glance at his current surroundings, opts to take the fastest way to his objective, AKA across the ring at full speed. However, the chemicals in the molotov's get into his pathing systems, causing them to go on the fritz, and send him the long way around, because OF COURSE THEY DO.*

*However, this allows him to build up some momentum, and, upon turning the corner, he leaps up onto the stairs and throws a flying, somehow still flaming forearm at Strife.*

(...I apologise for this. >_>')
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(I don't care if this doesn't make sense. This is too good not to do)

*Right as CPU reaches for Strife, Strife finds a chair and lobs it at CPU*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4VC2Zgt_8

*But CPU doesn't stop. Even though the chair hits him in the face, CPU busts through it, keeps flying to hit the forearm, and they both break through the barricade towards ringside*

(I had to do it).
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ZSig!

I win the first fall!
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Yeah...

I think I'll just sit back while you guys actually kill each other.
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Zero
Eddv
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Oh shit, got busy and forgot about getting that last vote in.

Dp
Solio
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I would like to vote for GTM
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*Strife crawls out from the barricade wreckage and limps his way over to the apron he found the bottles. Underneath it, he finds the weapon he left earlier. A NAIL BAT!

*CPU spots Strife, only to get whacked in the face, with a nail stuck in his eye. Strife turns to David, who is still in the ring*

It's not over yet. That title is MINE! I have waited long enough.
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Solio
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Last Time

Solio
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I would like to vote for GTM
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I would like to vote for GTM
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*Strife winds up the nail bat, but David ducks. CPU, who climbed back in, was hit again. David hit Strife with the Ponte Powerslam onto CPU's body, but Strife was able to slide off just enough so both David and he pinned CPU at the same time*
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God damnit I deserve that for thinking I had until 10 am to vote for myself.

Could've been worse, I guess.
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(That's what you GET for waiting until the last minute. :|)
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Maybe it was all part of the plan!

it wasn't
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(this is why you don't make plans and wing it on the go. :p)
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Both Kingdom matches ended in ties...phew.
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I actually had myself beating Tom/Apollo because Tom typically doesn't vote in his own matches. which of course I would give him a rematch for. It is only fair.
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So what Tom does isn't considered voting...
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So wait, are we or are we not counting toms vote?
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