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*CPU's eyes nearly boggle out of his head as the molotov comes flying at and hits him squarely in the face, wreathing his head and, after a brief pause, entire body in flame, and he, for lack of a more descriptive word for the noise that erupts from his throat, screams, and the announcers are silent.*

*And, after a good four, five minute on the ground, rolling around in the flames and glass, attempting to put himself out, CPU begins laughing maniacally as the fire suppression system kicks in and pushes himself to his feet, grinning and staring across the ring at where he thinks Strife is..* ....NOW *THIS* IS WHAT OI LIVE FOR! LET'S FUCKING GO YOU PSYCHOTIC BASTARD! LOCK-ON GO!

*CPU then, after a glance at his current surroundings, opts to take the fastest way to his objective, AKA across the ring at full speed. However, the chemicals in the molotov's get into his pathing systems, causing them to go on the fritz, and send him the long way around, because OF COURSE THEY DO.*

*However, this allows him to build up some momentum, and, upon turning the corner, he leaps up onto the stairs and throws a flying, somehow still flaming forearm at Strife.*

(...I apologise for this. >_>')
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.