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Topic	Man tries to Donkey Kong an ostrich >_>
spikethedevil 06/12/22 4:30:07 PM #19:	Unsuprised_Pika posted... Yeah. Ostriches are actually good at both stabbing/cutting and blunt attacks. They have devasting kicks. If one hits your head, stomach or chest you are fucking done. If there isn't somewhere safe(Like sufficiently deep water or a building) VERY close either drop into the fetal positon and hope it loses interest thinking you are dead/sufficiently chastened or enter a stance protecting your upper torso and try to land a blow somewhere irritating enough to scare it off. You can't outrun an ostrich very long. It's top speed is about twice as fast as the fastest humans. 45mph is way more than twice as fast. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:965756341] in Man tries ... [t:80054505]...</cite> <quote>Unsuprised_Pika posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah. Ostriches are actually good at both stabbing/cutting and blunt attacks. They have devasting kicks. If one hits your head, stomach or chest you are fucking done. If there isn't somewhere safe(Like sufficiently deep water or a building) VERY close either drop into the fetal positon and hope it loses interest thinking you are dead/sufficiently chastened or enter a stance protecting your upper torso and try to land a blow somewhere irritating enough to scare it off. You can't outrun an ostrich very long. It's top speed is about twice as fast as the fastest humans.</quote> 45mph is way more than twice as fast. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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