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TopicWhy didnt Gandalf just launch the ring into space?
Kim_Seong-a
09/18/22 9:37:17 AM
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He's a wizard, he has an appreciation for rocketry, surely he couldve set something up.

"But gandalf was afraid if he held the ring he'd become tempted to be evil/become a gollum/have sweaty old man sex with Sauron/idk"

He doesn't have to physically touch the ring. Make a magic rocket thingy and tell Bulbo McBagpipes to toss it in. Then yell "Thou Sall Pass The Stratosphere!"

Next thing you know the Ring is like, on Mars or in the center of the fucking sun or something. Dont thing orcs and dragons and ring wraiths can fly that high but idk

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