Mistaya posted... Raiden duos with the Crowbar King.
Gorden plays with Mewtwo while Raiden cleans up Kong Crew and Bowser, and then comes in for the finish. I thought about it a lot and the only way I think DK can win this is by grabbing Raiden and throwing both himself and Raiden into the lava, and the odds of that aren't great. It's possible, given DK's current form, but... hm. no I just can't. I've argued Raiden down when he deserved it but here Gorden protected him from anything that could slow him down so Jack is gonna Rip.
Pokemon psychic has never been shown to do anything besides temporarily confuse enemies, it's not like mewtwo is actually getting inside his head. Which I believe Raiden would be weak to! But yeah, not how it works.
Confuse Ray could be hilarious