LogFAQs > #972925720

I am 28 years old. I have no wife or children. Im a lowly cook in a diner. This is the only job Ive ever had and Ill probably never get a better one. My coworker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would simply cut my already low salary or send me out on the street. That idiot only cares about money. Outside of work, I do nothing. My best friend is mentally r*******, but I think thats better than nothing. Im in love with a neighbor. Shes a cute Southern girl who just moved here but Im pretty sure she hates me too. I have a pet but I can barely take care of him and I dont even know how he is still alive. Im stuck in the city I was born in because I never learned to drive. I fail the drivers license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea.