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TopicI'm replaying MGS4, and this game is just LOL-worthy. [SPOILERS]
Pogo_Marimo
06/29/23 4:02:35 PM
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When you listen to people complain about MGS4 of all games you really learn that some people are too far up their own ass to just enjoy something that's intentionally outrageous and absurd. Your concern is that AI controlling the world is ridiculous? With that kind of suspension of disbelief you might as well write off every sci-fi story ever.

  • Why is Johnny even with Meryl's group?
Because it's funny.

  • How can a bunch of AI control the world?
Because it's cool and disconcerting.

  • Vamp gets shot in the head but survives because of nanomachines... why don't everyone have these nanomachines then?
Who gives a shit? Do you need every little detail explained to you?

  • Raiden can spin two Geckos around like toys, but four is too much for him to even move?
Because it's cool.

  • Why do Geckos moo?
Because it's funny and a little sad.

  • Why do the B&Bs come and hug you? Why do they pose suggestive for you when you let them?
Because it's funny and horny.

I swear some of you learned how to appreciate media from Halo and the very idea of something being done for any reason other than "Look like a badass and be super serious" is unimaginable.

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