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Here I worked out the top 3.

BLOODBORNE GUYS WHO CAME CLOSEST TO BEING COOL.
1- Darkbeast Paarl.
Named Darkbeast but he is electric instead of dark. Everyone in this world uses blood to power things like it's electricity. Paarl uses electricity as blood just to stand out.
His name sounds like that old llama video like "Paaarl that kills people!"

2- Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
Being a host of a nightmare sounds lame but this guy at least has some shenanigans. He runs away and says stupid things on purpose and dresses up as a cage. Will also fight barehanded instead of using weapons which is neat.
Loses points for having Lovecraftian magic spells and because some of the things he says are more boring than stupid.

3- Shadows of Yharnam
These guys keep it really simple. Be ominous figures wearing hoods. Good strat. Bring different weapons in case the one they all decide on sucks. Makes sense. There are three of them which means they are personable and understand concepts like friendship. I dig it.
The snake thing gives me a Voldemort/Slytherin vibe and that sucks but I can't really fault them for trying.