Lil' Slugger (Paranoia Agent) Villainous Male Otherworldly Pure Support
*whirrrrrrrrr* (Trigger) -- Whenever an opposing merc's ability fails, they will become fearful with a heightened sense of dread for the week's battle. The paranoia and fears grows more intense with every subsequent failure.
THWACK! (Trigger) -- Every week, Lil' Slugger will begin the match violently clubbing an opposing merc affected by *whirrrrrrrr* in the head with a golden bat. If more than one merc is affected this way, one is chosen randomly.
Ability Upgrade:
THWACK! will now injure the merc it hits if the opposing team loses that week.
New Ability:
RAAAAAAEEEEEYAAAAA (Start of Battle; Recharge 3) -- Just like in the opening to his show, Lil' Slugger's presence brings such ruin that the only thing anyone can do is laugh. Every four weeks, anyone whose mind has been affected by abilities will be maniacally laughing at the top of their lungs for the first minute of the battle, to the detriment of anything else they're trying to do.
Build is bad but I want to make it good.
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E come vivo? Vivo! "nice job. that's a very board 8-ish thing to do - aggressive laziness followed by unusual persistence" -transience