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My (tweaked) suggestion:

Robbie Rotten (Lazy Town)
Villainous Male Human
1/week

Robbie Rotten as he appears in Lazy Town. He arrives equipped with several devious traps including banana peels, nets, and tools to dig pitfall traps.


Master of Disguise (Passive): As a villain number one, Robbie knows there's no more effective tool for success than wearing a disguise. He may arrive to battle disguised as any humanoid character he desires, without any knowledge, weapons or abilities that character may possess. Neither his allies nor enemies will be aware of his trickery until he reveals himself.

You Are a Pirate! (Peacetime): Once every week, a random enemy merc from the chosen team will go on an adventure with Robbie to find a buried treasure! Unfortunately, the expedition doesn't go exactly as planned. The next time the chosen merc is rostered, he will arrive to battle 30 seconds late with a bad case of scurvy.


New Abilities:

We Are Number One: Robbie Rotten is accompanied by Bobby, Tobby, and Flobby. The group counts as a single merc for the purposes of abilities, including Master of Disguise.


Character Upgrade:

Villain Number One (Start of Battle): Once every three weeks, a random Heroic enemy merc will be targeted by Robbie to be his prize. They will start the battle trapped inside an unbreakable net for 30 seconds, able only to slowly wriggle across the terrain, defenseless. Furthermore, a poisoned apple will be placed next to the net, available for any (including the target) to eat. If a mercenary eats the apple, they will be KO'd.


Terrain

Lazy Town - A small, idyllic town with homes, parks, and a city hall. No residents will be present during the match. Robbie's secret base is inaccessible.
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