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Topic	Hypothetical Mercs Topic Season 2: Yes, We're Still Doing TV/Movies
DeathChicken 09/23/17 4:37:14 PM #35:	Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Neutral Male Human 1/week Homer Simpson is as he appears in The Simpsons, a fat man with a good resistance to physical pummeling and abnormally good luck. Doh! (Passive) - If any match Homer participates in takes place on his terrain of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, when the teams first meet, an alert will sound informing everyone that the terrain will detonate in 15 minutes and KO everyone in it as Homer isn't manning his post. Doh! The match will be considered a draw if voters decide no one wins in 15 minutes from that point. Born Lucky (Trigger): As Frank Grimes once pointed out, there is no valid reason Homer Simpson shouldn't have died a long time ago except for whatever reason luck seems to favor him. Any abilities directed Homer will have a 50% chance of sailing right over his head, doing nothing to him and going on recharge. If Born Lucky is successful, these abilities will then have a 10% chance of bouncing back and hitting the person who used it. There is no limit as to how many times Homer can trigger this, he's just that stupidly lucky. New Abilities: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Pre-Battle) - Every other week, Homer may point out to a preselected opponent what they already knew and wouldn't acknowledge, that a preselected merc on Homer's team of the same gender is incredibly hot. They will spend the battle visualizing this merc in distractingly sexy poses to the detriment of their concentration. Terrain Springfield Nuclear Power Plant - The power plant as seen in the Simpsons. After the teams first meet, an alarm will inform everyone that they have 15 minutes before the plant explodes as Homer isn't manning his post. Doh! Consider the match a draw if no one wins before the explosion. --- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable <cite>DeathChicken posted [p:887153146] in Hypothetic... [t:75804199]...</cite> <quote>Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Neutral Male Human 1/week Homer Simpson is as he appears in The Simpsons, a fat man with a good resistance to physical pummeling and abnormally good luck. Doh! (Passive) - If any match Homer participates in takes place on his terrain of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, when the teams first meet, an alert will sound informing everyone that the terrain will detonate in 15 minutes and KO everyone in it as Homer isn't manning his post. Doh! The match will be considered a draw if voters decide no one wins in 15 minutes from that point. Born Lucky (Trigger): As Frank Grimes once pointed out, there is no valid reason Homer Simpson shouldn't have died a long time ago except for whatever reason luck seems to favor him. Any abilities directed Homer will have a 50% chance of sailing right over his head, doing nothing to him and going on recharge. If Born Lucky is successful, these abilities will then have a 10% chance of bouncing back and hitting the person who used it. There is no limit as to how many times Homer can trigger this, he's just that stupidly lucky. New Abilities: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Pre-Battle) - Every other week, Homer may point out to a preselected opponent what they already knew and wouldn't acknowledge, that a preselected merc on Homer's team of the same gender is incredibly hot. They will spend the battle visualizing this merc in distractingly sexy poses to the detriment of their concentration. Terrain Springfield Nuclear Power Plant - The power plant as seen in the Simpsons. After the teams first meet, an alarm will inform everyone that they have 15 minutes before the plant explodes as Homer isn't manning his post. Doh! Consider the match a draw if no one wins before the explosion. --- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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