Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.
And every time Morrissey shows up to punch me, I hire a hitman to punt you in the crotch as hard as possible. Deal?
My crotch is made of pure steel.
And his boot is made of diamond which we all know is the hardest metal known to man.
