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hyperpsycho
09/30/17 12:21:17 AM
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$1 billion but you can only listen to the Smiths for a year.



Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.
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Questionmarktarius
09/30/17 12:22:04 AM
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Have the Smiths done a Dark Side of the Moon cover yet?
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DreadedWave
09/30/17 12:22:35 AM
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So, I get $1 billion dollars and forced to learn to eat healthier? Sounds good.
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Monkhood
09/30/17 12:22:38 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

nm87RL8
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hyperpsycho
09/30/17 12:49:20 AM
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A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
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Paragon21XX
09/30/17 1:02:27 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

And every time Morrissey shows up to punch me, I hire a hitman to punt you in the crotch as hard as possible. Deal?
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chill02
09/30/17 1:25:33 AM
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$1 billion but you die

:(
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hyperpsycho
09/30/17 1:34:06 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

And every time Morrissey shows up to punch me, I hire a hitman to punt you in the crotch as hard as possible. Deal?

My crotch is made of pure steel.
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RebelElite791
09/30/17 1:34:58 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
What's the downside?

hyperpsycho posted...
Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

hyperpsycho posted...
What's the downside?

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Shotgunnova
09/30/17 1:36:48 AM
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I am the son and heir
To a fortune that's criminally vulgar
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Gheb
09/30/17 1:37:01 AM
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Already a vegetarian so this isn't that hard.
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Paragon21XX
09/30/17 1:52:31 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

And every time Morrissey shows up to punch me, I hire a hitman to punt you in the crotch as hard as possible. Deal?

My crotch is made of pure steel.

And his boot is made of diamond which we all know is the hardest metal known to man.
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Demon_Hunter94
09/30/17 1:54:14 AM
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Are eggs considered meat?
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au_gold
09/30/17 1:54:20 AM
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Okay. I'll stop listening to music.
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hyperpsycho
09/30/17 2:11:44 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
hyperpsycho posted...
Money is tax-free. Any music that enters your ears magically becomes random songs by the Smiths. Oh, and more thing: if you try to eat meat during this year-long period Morrissey will magically appear and punch you in the face. He is invincible when he does this so don't try to defend yourself.

And every time Morrissey shows up to punch me, I hire a hitman to punt you in the crotch as hard as possible. Deal?

My crotch is made of pure steel.

And his boot is made of diamond which we all know is the hardest metal known to man.

Well then the pleasure the privilege is mine.
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Questionmarktarius
09/30/17 2:16:34 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
And his boot is made of diamond which we all know is the hardest metal known to man.

See also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf4YyXVoWeA


Also, carbon is not a metal. You're thinking of tungsten.
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Paragon21XX
09/30/17 2:23:45 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Also, carbon is not a metal. You're thinking of tungsten.

Whoosh!
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Questionmarktarius
09/30/17 2:28:33 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Also, carbon is not a metal. You're thinking of tungsten.

Whoosh!

oh goddammit!
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gguirao
09/30/17 4:30:41 AM
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Not with the second condition.
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hyperpsycho
09/30/17 4:58:39 PM
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He knows so much about these things.
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Pogo_Marimo
09/30/17 5:10:36 PM
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I'll do it, but only if every song is Meat is Murder.
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1NfamousACE_2
09/30/17 5:11:34 PM
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Is fish meat?
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Itachi157
09/30/17 5:12:00 PM
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Lol I'd probably do this for like 50k let alone 1 billion
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