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TopicA bank rejected a woman's Terry Crews debit card, so Crews stepped in to help.
CableZL
11/06/17 10:18:45 PM
#19:


Chris: Hey dad... Can I get a leather jacket?
Julius: A leather jacket? You got some leather jacket money?
Rochelle: What do you need a leather jacket for? What's wrong with Drew's old coat?
Chris: It's too small. It's out of style and it's just not cool.
Julius: It ain't supposed to be cool. It's supposed to be warm. Bein' warm is cool.
Chris: I'm not asking you to buy it. I'll save up.
Julius: Save up what?
Chris: I was hoping you could give me an allowance...
Rochelle: :O
Drew: :O
Julius: :O
Julius: I'm not givin' you money for walkin' around doin' nothin'! An allowance!? I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV! I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance when I already pay for everything you do!? Who you know that gets an allowance? Huh?
Chris: >_>
Julius: I'm finished.
Chris: I was talking to Greg, and he said he gets five dollars a week.
Julius: Sounds like Greg is doin' better than me. Ask him for an allowance! You wanna buy a leather coat? You need to get a leather coat job.
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