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Topic	Finally got a match on Tinder after months of trying.
008Zulu 02/09/18 1:34:59 AM #7:	Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... How do I not fuck this up? Dating's "Do's & Don't's" DO Wear pants. Say "I'm pleased to meet you." Offer to pick up the tab/check. If she offers instead to pay, counter with "Let's split it." Ask for a second date. DON'T "Accidently" leave your fly open. Propose marriage. Murder her. Accept her offer to go back to her motel, your kidneys will thank you. With these simple guidelines, you too can ensure at least a cordial First Date! If she doesn't slap you with a restraining order, report back for more helpful advice concerning the second date. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:895746558] in Finally go... [t:76299519]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...</cite> <quote>How do I not fuck this up?</quote> Dating's "Do's & Don't's" DO Wear pants. Say "I'm pleased to meet you." Offer to pick up the tab/check. If she offers instead to pay, counter with "Let's split it." Ask for a second date. DON'T "Accidently" leave your fly open. Propose marriage. Murder her. Accept her offer to go back to her motel, your kidneys will thank you. With these simple guidelines, you too can ensure at least a cordial First Date! If she doesn't slap you with a restraining order, report back for more helpful advice concerning the second date. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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