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TopicThis girl I'm talking to is trying to tell me she isn't a chain smoker...
electricbugs2
05/29/18 3:08:18 AM
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"I only smoke when I'm drunk".

And then following it up with comments like "I haven't smoked in an hour, that's good right?", and "Hungover smoking is kind of like drunk smoking".

Of course she tells me these things while having 5 empty packs in her purse, going through two packs in the half a day we were together, and bitching about loose cigarettes in her purse being broken.

I don't care that she smokes a lot, but this honestly might be the worst fib I've ever come across, like damn. In fact, it's so blatant that it's kind of hilarious.

Why is my life the way it is?
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