Current Events > This girl I'm talking to is trying to tell me she isn't a chain smoker...

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"I only smoke when I'm drunk".

And then following it up with comments like "I haven't smoked in an hour, that's good right?", and "Hungover smoking is kind of like drunk smoking".

Of course she tells me these things while having 5 empty packs in her purse, going through two packs in the half a day we were together, and bitching about loose cigarettes in her purse being broken.

I don't care that she smokes a lot, but this honestly might be the worst fib I've ever come across, like damn. In fact, it's so blatant that it's kind of hilarious.

Why is my life the way it is?
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are yall two SLAMMIN
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Arent you the guy with the fake wealth gimmick?

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

are yall two SLAMMIN

Yes, when we can.

OleBoyHere posted...

Arent you the guy with the fake wealth gimmick?

Long since proved that I was telling the truth, try to keep up.
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Seems like a weird thing to lie about

Also to be questioning your life about
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I could never date someone who is intentionally shortening their lives. I'm trying to be with someone who will be there. I don't wanna be with someone who's gonna have lung cancer in the next quarter century. Lol.
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Patchwork posted...

Seems like a weird thing to lie about

Also to be questioning your life about

Yeah I don't really get it, I know some people are ashamed that they're addicted, but this is just kind of weird. She knows I don't care but is still keeping the charade going, but constantly slipping up and saying things like "Belmont's getting price hiked sucks". If you quit for four years how do you know about the price hike? lol.

lilJoe457 posted...

I could never date someone who is intentionally shortening their lives. I'm trying to be with someone who will be there. I don't wanna be with someone who's gonna have lung cancer in the next quarter century. Lol.

Silly reason not to date IMO.
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Maybe that's her secret, she's always drunk.
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

Maybe that's her secret, she's always drunk.

Considering the source, it's a possibility lol.
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Its sort of like people who claim to be against capital punishment, but make occasional acceptions in rare situations. Whether they like it or not, that means that they support it.
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southcoast09 posted...

Its sort of like people who claim to be against capital punishment, but make occasional acceptions in rare situations. Whether they like it or not, that means that they support it.

where the fuck did that come from
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If she'll try to lie about that I wonder what else she might try to lie about?
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DrizztLink posted...

southcoast09 posted...

Its sort of like people who claim to be against capital punishment, but make occasional acceptions in rare situations. Whether they like it or not, that means that they support it.

where the fuck did that come from

The voices in his head.
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