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TopicGamer Goo
Old NoiseTank
09/18/18 1:49:39 PM
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https://www.gamergoo.com/

STOP SWEATY HANDS AT THE SOURCE!

GAMER GOO: A GRIP STORY

CHOOSE YOUR GOO
Gamer Goo is a hand cream designed to level up your gaming. It is available three glorious scents.

FAST DELIVERY
All orders in the continental USA arrive quickly and thanks to our cheat code we now ship worldwide.

APPLY TO HANDS
Shake well, apply to palms and you are ready to dominate the competition.

LEVEL UP YOUR GAME
Now that you have the optimal loadout you are ready for hours of gaming with a substance so powerful you can stuff the stat sheet.

WHAT IS GAMER GOO FOR?
Hey, listen! Gaming is hard. Raiding tombs, slaying dragons, sniping Nazis. Its not an easy job, but someones got to do it. And you happen to be great at it. The problem is, even though you planned to play for the next 12 hours, your body starts to lag. Rude. But dont fret, dear seasoned player: Gamer Goo is your solution. Coat your hands in our non-slip lotion that smells of peppermint, cinnamon, or orange peel, and the invigorating fragrance will enliven your senses and inject your fatigued limbs with stamina. Live to complete that Main Quest youve been putting off. Gamer Goo gives you the punch you need to keep on winning.

GRIP
Youve settled in for a long night of gaming. When youre that dedicated, sweat happens. Your fingers slip, and you shoot too soon. The enemy NPCs attack and kill you. A rage quit is on the horizon. But alas, not all hope is lost! Slather on Gamer Goo. Problem solved. Dry hands, FTW.

ENERGY
Your eyes are drooping. At this point your energy drink has worn off, and the only thing keeping you awake is your teammate yelling in your headset. But not only will Gamer Goo keep your hands dry, itll keep you awake with our selection of energizing scents. So go till dawn already, we wont tell your coworkers.

FOCUS
Staying focused during an epic gaming sesh can be a challenge. Stealth can get tedious at 3 AM, and that FPS is nerve racking if your mind wanders. Luckily Gamer Goos scents have two important elements: keeping you awake, and keeping you entirely focused on the quest at hand, so you can nail those headshots with ease.

whose ready for some to goo?!?!
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