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Old NoiseTank 09/18/18 1:49:39 PM #1:	https://www.gamergoo.com/ STOP SWEATY HANDS AT THE SOURCE! GAMER GOO: A GRIP STORY CHOOSE YOUR GOO Gamer Goo is a hand cream designed to level up your gaming. It is available three glorious scents. FAST DELIVERY All orders in the continental USA arrive quickly and thanks to our cheat code we now ship worldwide. APPLY TO HANDS Shake well, apply to palms and you are ready to dominate the competition. LEVEL UP YOUR GAME Now that you have the optimal loadout you are ready for hours of gaming with a substance so powerful you can stuff the stat sheet. WHAT IS GAMER GOO FOR? Hey, listen! Gaming is hard. Raiding tombs, slaying dragons, sniping Nazis. Its not an easy job, but someones got to do it. And you happen to be great at it. The problem is, even though you planned to play for the next 12 hours, your body starts to lag. Rude. But dont fret, dear seasoned player: Gamer Goo is your solution. Coat your hands in our non-slip lotion that smells of peppermint, cinnamon, or orange peel, and the invigorating fragrance will enliven your senses and inject your fatigued limbs with stamina. Live to complete that Main Quest youve been putting off. Gamer Goo gives you the punch you need to keep on winning. GRIP Youve settled in for a long night of gaming. When youre that dedicated, sweat happens. Your fingers slip, and you shoot too soon. The enemy NPCs attack and kill you. A rage quit is on the horizon. But alas, not all hope is lost! Slather on Gamer Goo. Problem solved. Dry hands, FTW. ENERGY Your eyes are drooping. At this point your energy drink has worn off, and the only thing keeping you awake is your teammate yelling in your headset. But not only will Gamer Goo keep your hands dry, itll keep you awake with our selection of energizing scents. So go till dawn already, we wont tell your coworkers. FOCUS Staying focused during an epic gaming sesh can be a challenge. Stealth can get tedious at 3 AM, and that FPS is nerve racking if your mind wanders. Luckily Gamer Goos scents have two important elements: keeping you awake, and keeping you entirely focused on the quest at hand, so you can nail those headshots with ease. whose ready for some to goo?!?! --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:908993252] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>https://www.gamergoo.com/ STOP SWEATY HANDS AT THE SOURCE! GAMER GOO: A GRIP STORY CHOOSE YOUR GOO Gamer Goo is a hand cream designed to level up your gaming. It is available three glorious scents. FAST DELIVERY All orders in the continental USA arrive quickly and thanks to our cheat code we now ship worldwide. APPLY TO HANDS Shake well, apply to palms and you are ready to dominate the competition. LEVEL UP YOUR GAME Now that you have the optimal loadout you are ready for hours of gaming with a substance so powerful you can stuff the stat sheet. WHAT IS GAMER GOO FOR? Hey, listen! Gaming is hard. Raiding tombs, slaying dragons, sniping Nazis. Its not an easy job, but someones got to do it. And you happen to be great at it. The problem is, even though you planned to play for the next 12 hours, your body starts to lag. Rude. But dont fret, dear seasoned player: Gamer Goo is your solution. Coat your hands in our non-slip lotion that smells of peppermint, cinnamon, or orange peel, and the invigorating fragrance will enliven your senses and inject your fatigued limbs with stamina. Live to complete that Main Quest youve been putting off. Gamer Goo gives you the punch you need to keep on winning. GRIP Youve settled in for a long night of gaming. When youre that dedicated, sweat happens. Your fingers slip, and you shoot too soon. The enemy NPCs attack and kill you. A rage quit is on the horizon. But alas, not all hope is lost! Slather on Gamer Goo. Problem solved. Dry hands, FTW. ENERGY Your eyes are drooping. At this point your energy drink has worn off, and the only thing keeping you awake is your teammate yelling in your headset. But not only will Gamer Goo keep your hands dry, itll keep you awake with our selection of energizing scents. So go till dawn already, we wont tell your coworkers. FOCUS Staying focused during an epic gaming sesh can be a challenge. Stealth can get tedious at 3 AM, and that FPS is nerve racking if your mind wanders. Luckily Gamer Goos scents have two important elements: keeping you awake, and keeping you entirely focused on the quest at hand, so you can nail those headshots with ease. whose ready for some to goo?!?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/18/18 1:50:49 PM #2:	Old NoiseTank posted... Now that you have the optimal load Hmm <cite>Zikten posted [p:908993330] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>Now that you have the optimal load</quote> Hmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 09/18/18 1:50:52 PM #3:	Well that just sounds lovely --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:908993336] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>Well that just sounds lovely</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff AKA Snoopy 09/18/18 1:52:37 PM #4:	That is a lot of work you put into that post. --- https://imgur.com/3PWjCdY https://imgur.com/GWG5c3r <cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted [p:908993443] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>That is a lot of work you put into that post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/18/18 1:53:46 PM #5:	Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... That is a lot of work you put into that post. I think he just pasted from an ad <cite>Zikten posted [p:908993516] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...</cite> <quote>That is a lot of work you put into that post.</quote> I think he just pasted from an ad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 09/18/18 1:53:59 PM #6:	Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... That is a lot of work you put into that post. all thanks to Gamer Goo! --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:908993535] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...</cite> <quote>That is a lot of work you put into that post.</quote> all thanks to Gamer Goo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 09/18/18 3:31:41 PM #7:	just typed this with gamer goo --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:908999308] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>just typed this with gamer goo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 09/18/18 3:32:11 PM #8:	Waht the fuck is this? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (0-2): https://imgur.com/c164HwF <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:908999343] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>Waht the fuck is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998 09/18/18 3:32:15 PM #9:	Spitter GOO! --- ^ Someone had to have the guts to say it. <cite>Caution998 posted [p:908999348] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>Spitter GOO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 09/18/18 3:34:11 PM #10:	Advertisement violation? --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:908999467] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>Advertisement violation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 09/18/18 3:34:19 PM #11:	Gamer Goo Girls --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:908999475] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote>Gamer Goo Girls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 09/18/18 3:35:19 PM #12:	Zikten posted... Old NoiseTank posted... Now that you have the optimal load Hmm when i want an optimal load i drink a lot of water to stay hydrated --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:908999538] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>Now that you have the optimal load</quote> Hmm</quote> when i want an optimal load i drink a lot of water to stay hydrated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 09/18/18 3:41:14 PM #13:	Antifar posted... Gamer Goo Girls Oh god yes --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:908999898] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>Gamer Goo Girls</quote> Oh god yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 09/18/18 4:28:28 PM #14:	slimfizzle2 posted... Antifar posted... Gamer Goo Girls Oh god yes --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:909002779] in Gamer Goo... [t:77016008]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>Gamer Goo Girls</quote> Oh god yes</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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