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| Topic | Scorpions are badass as hell |
| EnragedSlith 05/16/19 3:05:35 AM #1: | What other creature looks like a badass motherfucker only all of the time? Jellyfish? They look like floppy pussies. You get stung by a jellyfish, not knowing what they are, you learn a lesson. You fuck with a scorpion, you instinctively know whats coming to you. Theres no lying in scorpions. Theyre covered in armor and weapons. Their tail is literally a goddamn spear. You could go your whole life without ever knowing they existed, see one, and immediately know not to fuck with that animal. If you asked a child to draw a monster, I guarantee a large number of them would have claws and a stabby tail or two of some description. Scorpion. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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