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Topic | Scorpions are badass as hell |
MabusIncarnate 05/18/19 1:46:35 AM #17: | I had an emperor scorpion as a pet about 15 years ago, I was all young and edgy and my astrological sign is Scorpio, so I was like, i'm gonna be dark and mysterious and get a pet scorpion. It was pretty chill but it fucked me over a couple times bringing girls over. Maybe keeping it on my end table next to my bed wasn't the best idea. I fed it crickets among other things. It only stung me like 8 or 9 times. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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