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TopicAnother successful night from this Pick Up Artist (PUA 4 LYFE)
roos1046 Reborn
09/08/19 8:44:43 AM
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In case you don't know here is a little background info about me.

I am 5'2" tall and weigh around 110 pounds. I am 32 years old and live in my parents basement.

On to the story. I was standing at the bar and checking out all of the dimes in the club. I look across the dance floor and see this nickel looking at me. I walked toward her, confident as fuck, with my chest puffed out like a boss. I leaned in and whispered "You remind me off a snow drift and I need to plow you."

She basically melted right there and that closed the deal.
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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